Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
‘I beg your pardon?’ said Mr. Trimblerigg. ‘Having what?’
‘Haven’t they been X-raying you?’ she explained inquiringly. ‘They done
it to this one ’ere six times; but it don’t show like that on ’im. Does
it ’urt much?’
‘Not at all,’ said Mr. Trimblerigg, smiling: and then, taking a plunge
at his public, for others were listening. ‘This is merely a first
experiment, I didn’t think anyone would notice it.’
He was aware that, as he spoke, the eyes of all his fellow-passengers
had gravitated towards him; that he was exciting more undivided
interest now than when he first got in.
Just then the conductor came along to collect his fare, and Mr.
Trimblerigg, who knew the amount of it, tendered a three-penny bit,
without comment.
‘Angel, sir?’ inquired the man encouragingly, naming a destination,
intent on his job. Somebody at the far end tittered, and a smile went
down the row of faces opposite.
That remark, and its reception, revealed to Mr. Trimblerigg more than
anything which had yet happened, the unfortunate position in which
any approach to the truth placed him. The spirit of the age was not
attuned to receive it seriously, far less with reverence. Dispensations
of Providence such as this no longer entered into the calculations of
men’s minds; nor was seeing believing, except on lines purely material.
Surrounded by that atmosphere of scepticism which he felt in his bones,
Mr. Trimblerigg had himself succumbed, and spoken, not as a man of
faith having things of mystery to declare, but as an experimentalist,
peddling in science--so adapting himself to a public which had no use
for things spiritual: truly an inglorious demonstration of his famous
thesis that truth is only relative.
The old lady and her companion got out, looking back at him as they
went with slightly scared eyes and puzzled smiles. One of the newspaper
readers moved up and sat next to him. The bus had halted under the
gloom of a broad railway arch, and he became aware that a gentle
light, emanating from himself, fell upon the faces on either side of
him. The newspaper reader, making acknowledgment with a pleased smile,
tilted his newspaper so as to obtain the benefit. ‘Very convenient,’ he
murmured; ‘quite a new idea. Where can one get it?’
And so challenged Mr. Trimblerigg still had not the courage to explain.
‘I haven’t the maker’s name,’ he said. ‘It isn’t mine. I’m only trying
it.’
And hearing himself so speak, he sat aghast; it was horrible thus to be
denying the light that was in him. Yet what else could he say, so as to
be believed?
‘How do you put it on?’ pursued his interrogator. ‘What is it, luminous
paint?’
‘No, nothing of that sort,’ he replied. ‘It’s a secret. I mustn’t
explain.’
And then, though he had not reached his destination, unable to bear it
any more, he called for a stop and got out.
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