Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
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Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
And while he thus persuaded the politicians to do things hitherto
impossible for the benefit of the whole nation, he persuaded the Free
Evangelicals also; and in his own time and his own way he secured for
Isabel Sparling and others the desire of their souls which had been
so long denied them. But in that matter, though the thing was done
well and quickly when it was done, he missed something of his intended
effect from the fact that the whole world was then so busy about war
that nothing else seemed much to matter. The sudden admission of women
to the ministry appeared then a mere side-issue, an emergency measure
devised to meet the shortage of men theologically qualified for the
vacant pastorates of congregations abruptly depleted of their young
male element. Thus Mr. Trimblerigg’s very real achievement in the
pulpiteering of women was regarded, even among the Free Evangelicals,
far more as a war-product than as his own.
Also for Isabel Sparling herself, whom he wished to impress, it had
ceased much to matter. She had become a Second Adventist; and among
the Second Adventists it was admitted that women could prophesy as well
as men. Miss Sparling had gone prophesying to America; and had caused
a great sensation in New York by prophesying that Brooklyn Bridge had
become unsafe, and would fall if America did not enter the war. She
gave a date: and America saved Brooklyn Bridge to posterity only just
in time. After that the success of Miss Sparling’s American mission was
assured; and whenever the States seemed momentarily to slacken in their
purpose or diminish in their zeal for the rescue of a civilization they
did not understand, Miss Sparling selected some cherished institution
or monument, and began threatening its life; and when, after due
warning a bomb was discovered inside the statue of Liberty just
preparing to go off, she got headlines for Second Adventism which had
never been equalled since Barnum’s landing of Jumbo (representative of
a still older civilization than that which was now imperilled) some
forty years before.
All this is told here merely to indicate what a match to himself Mr.
Trimblerigg had missed by not marrying Isabel Sparling in the days of
his youth. Had they only put their heads together earlier, kingdoms
might have come of which the world has now missed its chance--not
knowing what it has missed; for there can be no doubt that its
spiritual adhesions are not now what they were ten years ago; the
pulpit has sagged a little on its foundations and congregations have
become critical, sceptical even, though they still attend. The doctrine
of Relative Truth has undone more than it intended; and though Mr.
Trimblerigg was not a disappointed man at the moment when war declared
itself over, disappointment was waiting him.
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