Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Not at first, as I say. At first, no doubt, as he pulled the wires,
he thought he was plucking from harpstrings of gold, harmonies which
could be heard in Heaven. But his atmosphere affected him; and just
when victory brought him spiritual opportunities such as had never
been his before, he had a sharp attack of the Old Testament, and his
self-righteousness became as the self-righteousness of Moses and the
prophets all rolled into one.
It was then, perceiving that a huge and expectant public was waiting
for him to give the word, that he sent forth the fiery cross bearing
upon it as the battle-cry of peace the double motto ‘Skin the
Scapegoat,’--‘Hew Agag.’
Both sounded well, and both caught on, and for a brief while served
the occasion: but neither made a success of it. The skinning of the
scapegoat lasted for years; but in the process, it became so denuded
by mange that when the skin was finally obtained it proved worthless.
As for Agag he did not come to be hewn at all, walking delicately; on
the contrary he ran and hid himself in a safe place, where, though the
hewers pretended that they meant to get at him, they knew they could
not. And as a consequence Agag remains unhewn to this day.
And, as a matter of fact, almost from the first, Mr. Trimblerigg,
having given his public what it wanted, knew that it would be so.
He also knew that in high places it was willed that it should not be
otherwise. And here may be recorded the bit of unwritten history which
brought that home to him.
Everybody to whom mediumistic spiritualism makes any appeal has, in
these last days, heard of Sir Roland Skoyle, the great protagonist
of that artful science, by which in equal proportion the sceptics
are confounded, and the credulous are comforted. And that being,
up-to-date, its chief apparent use in the world, it is no wonder
that a certain diplomatist turned to it when he launched his great
peace-making offensive, after the War was over. For diplomacy having to
make its account equally with those who are sceptical of its benefits,
and those who are credulous, it seemed to his alert and adaptable
intelligence that a little spiritualism behind the scenes might give
him the aid and insight that he required.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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