Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
It is at this point that Mr. Trimblerigg steps in. One day, taking
down a book from the shelf in the little study, he discovered behind
it a small square bottle of spirits: he did not have to taste or smell
it--the label ‘old brandy’ was enough; and supposing in his innocence
the word ‘old’ to indicate that it had passed its best use, at once
his volatile mind was seized with the notion that here was a mother’s
surprise waiting for him, and that he had only to provide the adder for
the bottle and its contents to become his. And so with that calculating
larkishness which made him do audacious things that when done had to be
swallowed, he determined to give his mother a surprise in return.
Going off in search of his adder and failing to get it himself, he gave
another boy a penny for finding him a dead one. An hour later the adder
was inside the brandy bottle behind the books; and an hour after that
his Uncle James had achieved complete and lifelong conversion to total
abstinence.
The _dénouement_ presented itself to Mr. Trimblerigg at first with a
shock of disappointment in the form of smashed glass, and his dead
adder lying in a spent pool of brandy on the study floor; and only
gradually did it dawn upon him after a cautious survey of the domestic
situation that this was not as he had at first feared his mother’s
angry rejection of the surprise he had prepared for her: on the
contrary she was pleased with him. His uncle, he learned, was upstairs
lying down, without appetite either for tea or supper. Mr. Trimblerigg
heard him moaning in the night, and he came down to breakfast the next
day a changed character. Within a year he had secured reinstatement
in the ministry, and was become a shining light on the temperance
platform, telling with great fervour anecdotes which give hope. There
was, however, one story of a drunkard’s reformation which he never
told: perhaps because, on after-reflection, though he had accepted
their testimony against him, he could not really believe his eyes,
perhaps because there are certain experiences which remain too deep and
sacred and mysterious ever to be told.
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