Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation — John Shaqi
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Whenever in doubt, adopting the method of old Uncle Trimblerigg, he
turned to the Scriptures: he did not search them, for that would have
been self-willed and presumptuous; he merely opened them, putting a
blind finger to the spot where divine guidance awaited him. It was in
this way that Uncle Trimblerigg had become rich; forty years ago he had
invested his savings in house property all through having set thumb to
the text, ‘I have builded an house to Thy name.’ And without searching
the Scriptures further he had built twenty of them. At a later date,
slate-quarrying having started in the district, their value was doubled.
So one day, in a like faith, our own Mr. Trimblerigg committed himself
to the same experiment. His first point on opening drew a startling
reply, ‘Get thee behind me, Satan, for thou savourest not the things
which be of God, but the things which be of men.’ Very right and
proper, of course: Satan thus safely disposed of, he tried again.
‘Remember Lot’s wife,’ failed for the moment to convey any meaning;
he knew that it could not refer to him: it seemed rather to indicate
that his Bible had not yet given him its thorough attention. To warm
it to its task he lifted it as a heave-offering, administered to it
the oath, as he had seen done in a police court, kissed it, and set
it down again. This time it answered sharply, but still not to the
point: ‘Ye generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the
wrath to come?’ Evidently the Lord was trying him. He turned from the
New Testament to the old: perhaps it was only the old he should have
consulted, for he had an idea that this was an Old Testament method.
That would account for the delay.
The Old Testament made a better response to his appeal. ‘The zeal of
Thy House hath eaten me up,’ suggested something at any rate, but did
not make the way quite clear; ‘Down with it, down with it, even unto
the ground!’ was practical in its bearing upon the Lord’s House, but
puzzling; ‘Behold how great a matter a little fire kindleth’ gave him
the light he sought.
For at that time Bethesda, the chapel of the Free Evangelicals, had
fallen lamentably into disrepair, and since Uncle Trimblerigg, the
only man of substance in the district, had retired from the innovation
of hymn-singing to a stricter Bethel of his own, there seemed little
chance of raising the necessary funds for demolition and restoration.
And so decay went on, while still, from old habit, the chapel continued
to be insured.
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