Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
The only difference was that nobody else enjoyed his innocence and
sincerity as much as he did, or thought so highly of it. For now, being
so gloriously upon the side of the angels, it was with the voice of an
angel--and a powerful one--that Mr. Trimblerigg spoke. And the angels
and the herd-instinct having got hold of him together, he did wonders:
not only did he surprise me, he surprised himself.
One day he had before him and behind him, around him and above him,
an audience of ten thousand breathless listeners--breathless not for
any difficulty, his fine voice being easily heard, but for the mere
joy of him. He was making visible to all, the forests and swamps and
malarious rivers to which he had never penetrated save with the eye of
vision and pity and compassion; and also the things that were being
done there for shareholders in a country calling itself Christian. He
gave chapter and verse: before him had come a speaker, fresh from the
district itself, with terrible lantern-slides, some showing life, many
more showing death. As a prelude to his peroration he demanded the last
of the slides, one that had been specially reserved for the occasion.
It appeared and a great gasp went through the audience; they sat so
silent for his concluding words, so motionless that actually not a pin
dropped. And after he had ended, for some seconds the silence lasted,
so deep was the emotion of his hearers. When he sat down he felt that
he had made the speech of his life.
His auditors apparently thought so too, having recovered they stood up
for five minutes to applaud, while Mr. Trimblerigg, feeling a little
faint but very happy, sat and drank water.
When silence was restored for the announcement of the next speaker--a
rather reluctant Archbishop had been captured for the occasion--a cold
staccato voice came from the back of the hall:
‘Is not the gentleman who has just spoken himself a shareholder in the
Puto-Congo Consolidation Company?’
A buzz of horrified consternation went sibilating from stalls to
gallery: the whole movement tottered to its base. Mr. Trimblerigg was
on his feet.
‘It’s a lie,’ he said; and to show that was the end of it, sat down
again.
The audience took a free breath and applauded.
Once more came the voice:
‘Does the speaker deny that he draws any profit from investment in the
forced labour of these unhappy natives?’ And again Mr. Trimblerigg was
on his feet.
‘Not one pound, not one penny, not one farthing. I would die rather.’
The applause at this was terrific. All heads turned towards the
interruption: lost in the dense crowd gathered at the back of the hall
it remained merely a voice.
There was a pause, the voice said: ‘I am quite satisfied. I was
misinformed.’
A sharp burst of laughter rang through the hall; and everybody was
happy again. Mr. Trimblerigg received another ovation; and when he rose
to reply to the vote of thanks the noise was deafening.
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