Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
That day, when his office work was over, he took recreation in a
characteristic way. Having bought some quite good cigars, he mounted
to the top of a bus, and started to explore the metropolis, or, more
accurately, to let destiny explore it for him. His method was to
accompany the bus to its terminus, and there change into another,
leaving chance to decide in what fresh direction it should carry him,
east or west, north or south. In this way, through a variegation of
lighted streets--from some wearing the shadiest subterfuge of life to
others of a flamboyant brilliance, and back again, for a couple of
hours and more he thoroughly enjoyed himself--seeing unconsciously
in the kaleidoscopic life seething around him a reflex image of his
own, and in it felt justified. It was all so quick, unexpected, and
yet congruous, so criss-cross and various, and vitally abounding, and
yet, in its main current uniform, flowing on with one general purpose
common to all--meaning business, whatever the business might be. And
here, sitting enthroned above it on the front seat of a swift-going
motor-bus, he, a man who on the right side of middle age, had become
almost famous, went happy and unrecognized, his hat drawn low over his
eyes, his coat collar turned up to meet it, absorbing that large life
of the crowd with which so deeply and instinctively he felt himself to
be one.
And meanwhile destiny did its work. To the seat beside him, vacated
at the last stopping-place, came a fresh occupant--a woman quick and
alert of movement, well-dressed, not elderly. Before he had been able
unobtrusively to get a look at her face, the conductor was collecting
her fare. He heard a familiar voice naming a suburban destination; a
moment later, quick and decided, annoyed rather than dismayed, the
voice said, ‘I’ve lost my purse!’ ‘Allow me!’ said Mr. Trimblerigg.
‘Good evening.’ He tendered the money as he spoke.
One look at him, and Miss Isabel Sparling rose to go. ‘You shall do
nothing of the sort,’ she said, ‘I’ll get down.’
And then--destiny. In the road below a coster’s barrow, cutting across
the track of the swift-moving traffic, collided, shed a wheel, and sat
jammed under the head of the oncoming motor-bus. The impact which
lifted all the seated occupants from their seats, caused Miss Isabel
Sparling to disappear from view. Breaking her fall by a well-sustained
clutch upon the rail, she struck the hood, and slid sideways into the
upset apple-cart.
Mr. Trimblerigg, with admirable agility, heels first, scrambled after
her. The first to get to her, he found her conveniently unconscious,
and taking possession of his implacable foe in her now defenceless
condition, he hailed a taxi and carried her away to hospital.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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