Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“At the worst Frenchy owes me ten that I won fair on the second bet
last night,” he says. “If I have to collect that, I aim to charge him
something for collectin’. I had that in mind last night if the green
hadn’t come when my dollar was on it.”
I sees reason in this, and oils my guns.
Frenchy was waitin’ with his lookout, gay and cheerful. “Did you bring
your sack?” was his greeting.
“Why, no, I forgot. Hi! Bud!” Stranger gives a boy five dollars. “Bring
an ore sack to the barkeep for me, and keep the change.”
We gets Brown with the package of stake money and prognostications on
our way through the crowd to a back room. Brown busts the package and
begins the hollow mockery.
“Bet number one.” He reads the specifications. “Bryan loses. Any
objections?”
Stranger shakes his head sorrowful, and pushes over the
two-thousand-dollar packet.
“Bet number two.” Brown breaks the list of thirty-six states. “For
Bryan,” he reads: “Connecticut, New York, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan,
Minnesota--” His feelings overcome him and he laughs till the tears
roll down his face. Frenchy leers, and the lookout rocks himself back
and forward. And to cap it off comes a knock, and barkeep comes in with
the sack Stranger ordered.
They howled. “I’ll give you ten for your sack,” gasps Frenchy.
“You needn’t rub it in,” says Stranger, injured. “I certain was mistook
in them estimates. Pass on to the next.”
“Third bet,” wheezes Brown. He wipes his cheeks and tears open the list
of four states. “Bryan will carry--” he begins. He turns pale, his
tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth, and his eyes bugged out so you
could hang your hat on ’em.
“TEXAS!” he screeches. “_Arkansas, Georgia_, SOUTH CAROLINA!”
“_Then_ I made a good bet!” observes Stranger, popping the rest of the
money into the sack.
“What!” yells Frenchy. “You were to name four additional states--forty
in all!”
“Oh, no. Four _others_. These four were not in my list of thirty-six.
You lost and I’ve got the mon. Why didn’t you inquire? You orter
understand a game before you play it. This is my game, and my rules go.
See?”
Stranger’s gun was dangling on his right hip, but, as Frenchy drew,
Stranger’s right hand caught his’n, gun and all, and Stranger’s left
produced a .45 from nowhere at all and proceeds to bend it over
Frenchy’s head. The tin-horn couldn’t get his right hand loose, so he
reaches around with his left, jerks Stranger’s gun from his hip. But he
only wastes time snapping it, for that one wasn’t loaded.
I thought maybe Brown and the lookout would double up on my pardner,
but they didn’t. They just shoved the two pits of their two stomachs up
against the muzzles of my two guns, and looked foolish.
“Nuff!” screams Frenchy, letting go his gun. He looks like ration day
at Rosebud. Me and Stranger walks out, sticking closer’n brothers,
lockstepping, back to back.
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