Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“He listened, to be sure, and didn’t give me any slack; but it was a
sullen kind of listening--just that he was afraid to do different,
that’s all.
“I forgot to tell you that these two fellers was really hired to play
ball. The superintendent of the division gave them a job in the shops,
and we paid ’em extra. Falk, he was a painter; and I wish you could
see the blue, green and yaller ruin he made of a passenger car. The
boss painter wasn’t onto the game, and took the supe’s talk in earnest,
therefore he starts Falk out single-handed to paint the car. The boss
painter was a quiet man usually, but when he saw that work of art, he
let go of some expressions that would have done credit to a steamboat
rooster. More, he heaved a can of red paint on brother Falk, and swore
he’d kill him too dead to skin, if he dared put foot in the shop again.
This boss painter was a sandy little man, even if he wasn’t as big as a
pint of cider, and had been leaded so many times that he shook like a
quaking asp. The supe had to argue with him loud and long before he’d
hear of Falk’s coming back.
“Burke went into the round-house, where all the fellers were more or
less sports, and understood the play.
“Not square to hire ’em? Well, it wasn’t exactly, but the crowd across
the river taught us the game--they did it first.
“Well, now I’ll tell you how we came by the Injun--the mascot. He
was an old feller--the Lord only knows how old--who used to hang
around the station selling Injun trinkets to the passengers. He
had a stick with notches cut into it to tell how old he was, but
the boys used to get the stick and cut more notches when his nibs
wasn’t looking, until Methusalom was a suckling kid alongside of that
record. ‘Me so old--huh,’ the Injun used to say, and hand the stick
to the passengers. They’d be full of interest until they counted
up to four or five hundred, when they would smile in a sickly way,
and go about their business, feeling that they had been taken in
shameful, and much regretting the quarter, or whatever chicken-feed
it was they contributed to old Bloody-Ripping-Thunder’s support. No,
‘Bloody-Ripping-Thunder’ probably wasn’t his name; but that’s what
young Solomon christened him.
“Young Solomon was nephew to the old feller, and his pardner in the
clothing store. He was a great sport. A darned decent young lad. It was
his idea that we needed a mascot. We sure did need something about that
time, for if there was anything in Dakota that hadn’t beaten us, it was
only because they didn’t know our address.
“Ike Solomon takes Rip--that’s short for the aforesaid Injun--into his
store one day, a bent, white-haired old man, clad in a dirty blanket,
moccasins, and a hat that looked as if it had come off the rag heap,
and he works a miracle with him. He wouldn’t let nary one of us inside
until he’d carried out his plans.
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