Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
And then, like a handful of mud upon the merriment fell the roar of
the man at the controller. He was grinding frantically at the brake.
The huge muscles of his back had split his coat in the effort.
The party got up and saw ahead of them a sharp incline, ending in an
unprotected bridge.
“Gee-rusalem!” bawled Jimmie suddenly. “Wood’s Bridge--the worst in the
country. I forgot it.”
At that instant a crack, followed by the jingle of metal, told them
that the brake-chain was broken. The car, which had slacked a little of
its speed, leaped forward again.
“Turn off your power! Reverse, I mean!” yelled Jimmie.
Then came a thudding sound on the car’s roof.
“Oh,” he groaned, “the trolley’s off!”
Near that bridge, a few feet from the side of the track, there was a
long haystack.
“Farmers to the front!” said Tommie. “Every man to the step, and jump!”
In a twinkling twelve young men rolled along a haystack. They rolled
and rolled. They gathered much hay, but, still dominant above the
mischance, the souls of ten foot-ball players and two trolley men rose
triumphant. They wanted to see the last of 809.
She took the rest of the grade like a bucking bronco. She hit the
bridge like an avalanche. Something gave way, or held too strongly, for
809 sprang into the air, turned completely over and went down in thirty
feet of dirty water, trucks up, with a tremendous splash.
Silence stared with stony faces.
“She’s gone,” said Tommie solemnly.
“Beyond recall,” assented the mechanical engineer.
“And I am going, too,” said Tommie.
The college men said nothing, but, as the thin procession topped the
hill two miles away, the fat man led by twenty yards.
II
THE NUMISMATIST
POSSESSION IS NINE POINTS OF THE LAW, SELF-POSSESSION THE TENTH
Election day, ’96, was big medicine in Terrapin. Miners all down
from the upper camps, shoutin’ Free Silver, and morose about John
Sherman. All the cow-boys from the immediate vicinity were in. The
immediate vicinity of any point in the North-west is a good big scope
of country--say as far as two men can ride fast in as many days as it
takes to get there.
In Brown’s Bank there was a sound of deviltry by night. Them back from
the bar couldn’t get back. A damsel with a dulcimer was dispensin’
sweet strains, and a minority of the convention thought they was
singing to keep her from feeling conspicuous, each delegate voting for
a different tune. The toot ongsom was calculated to make an escaped
lunatic homesick.
In the middle of this dispensation I comes in, late. I endeavored to
attract the attention of the bar creature by shouting and sign talk,
for I wanted to do my duty. I know I yelled, for I could feel my jaw
waggle, and my breath give out--but I couldn’t hear nothin’. No one
would take my money. Some one or two drinks were handed to me, however,
a handful of cigars and six dollars change. Them Free Silver fellows
shore believed what they said.
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