Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third RepublicDecle, Lionel
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Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third Republic
Decle, Lionel
France. Armée -- Military life
to the police station and locked us up--me, Chambardeau, and Mimi. We
had chucked our knives away, or else we should have had another round.
'It's a pity,' says Chambardeau, 'that the police came and spoiled
the fun!' 'You bet, old chap,' I says. But then Mimi--she ought not
to have been with us, but the cells for the women was full--she had
been crying, and, as I was saying, she takes Chambardeau's hand. 'It
was real good of you,' she says to him, 'not to have split on Titi.' 'I
split on a pal!' he exclaims. _Mimi, j'en ai soupé d'toi._[24] 'Ah,' he
goes on, excited, 'I thought I'd make you love me; but it's no use, you
must think me d---- low to imagine that I could split on a pal! Shake
hands, Titi,' he then says, 'and keep her.' Just then his wound begins
to hurt him. It was nothing--I'd only stuck him through the arm--but he
was bleeding a lot, only he would not call out for a doctor for fear
it might tell against me. So Mimi tears her apron and makes a bandage
of it. The next morning we were all brought before the Commissary of
Police; and although Chambardeau swore that it was all lies about our
having been fighting, and my having stabbed him, they sent us both to
the _Dépôt_[25] in the _Panier à salade_[26] (Black Maria). Two days
later the _Juge d'instruction_[27] examined me. He knew me, that man; I
had been twice before him already.
"'So here you are again, Martin!' he says.
"'Yes, sir,' I answers.
"'Attempted murder this time,' he goes on, reading a long report.
"'_Ah la bonne blague! C'est tout des menteries d'la police._' (Well,
that's a good one! All lies from the police.)
"'But,' he answers, 'you were caught in the act of stabbing the man
Chambardeau.'
"'Now, _Monsieur le Juge_,' I said, 'ask Chambardeau himself, ask Mimi
Robinson, the grocer's daughter: they'll both tell you if I am not
speaking God's own truth.'
"'I have seen them both,' said the judge, 'and they both accuse you.'"
"Now you see, _mon vieux_," went on Titi, waxing excited, and
shaking me by the blouse, "you see I'd been there before, and I
knew that the judge was telling a lie as big as himself. I had seen
Chambardeau in the passage at the _Dépôt_, and he had winked at me and
telegraphed--you know we had both been in quod before and had learned
there how to telegraph with our hands--so he telegraphed: 'I have not
been examined yet, and I'll swear we were playing, and I hurt myself;
I won't split.' What's more, I had caught sight of Mimi in the witness
room, and she would not have been left there if she had already been
examined, so I knew it was all lies that the judge was telling just to
make me confess. I didn't lose my head, but quite polite I replied:
"'I'm as innocent as an unborn baby, sir, and I only ask you to
confront[28] me with Chambardeau and Mimi.'
"'That will come in due time,' said the judge; 'you are not going to
teach me how to conduct my examination, are you?'
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