Trotwood's Monthly, Vol. I, No. 1, October 1905Various
Science
Trotwood's Monthly, Vol. I, No. 1, October 1905
Various
Agriculture -- Southern States -- Periodicals; Horses -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
“Oh, Uncle John,” sighed Little Sister, “I’m so sorry for him--he isn’t
pretty, to be sure--and so I have given him my beads. But he has a
lovely curly head,” she added encouragingly, “and he seems to be such a
healthy child.”
On another occasion they missed Little Sister about night. Everybody
started out in alarm. Grandma found her first, coming from the
brood-sow’s lot.
“Where in the world have you been, darling?” asked Grandma, as she
picked her up.
“Playing with the little yesterday pigs,” she said. “And, Grandma, I
ought to have come home sooner, but I kissed one of the cunningest of
the little pigs good-night, and all the others looked so hurt, and
squealed so because I didn’t kiss them, too, I just had to catch every
one of them and kiss them before they would go to sleep. Indeed, I did.”
Inheritance had played a Hamlet’s part in Little Sister’s make-up.
Most children crow, and babble, and lisp, and talk in divers and
different languages before they learn to talk English, while some never
learn at all. But not so with Little Sister. The first word she ever
attempted was perfectly pronounced. The first sentence she put together
was grammatically correct. The correctness of her language, for one
so small, made it sound so quaint that I often had to laugh at its
quaintness, while her deep earnestness and intensity but added to its
originality.
And she picked up so many things from Uncle John. Else where did she
get this: Pete was a little darkey on the farm whose chief business
was to entertain Little Sister when everything else failed. Pete’s
repertoire consisted of all the funny things a monkey ever did, but his
two star performances were “racking” like Deacon Jones’ old claybank
pacer, and “playin’ possum.” Little Sister never tired of having
Pete do these two. And it was comical. Everybody knew Deacon Jones,
with his angular, sedate, solemn way of riding, and the unearthly,
double-shuffling, twisting, cork-screw gait of his old pacer. The
ludicrous gait of the old pacer struck Pete early in life, and he soon
learned to get down on his all-fours and make Deacon Jones’ old horse
ashamed of himself any day. The imitation was so perfect that Uncle
John used to call in his friends to see the show, which consisted of
Pete doing the racking act, while Little Sister, astraddle of his back,
with one hand in his shirt collar and the other wielding a hickory
switch, played the Deacon. One evening, as the company was taking
in the performance, and Pete, now thoroughly leg-weary, had paced
around for the twentieth time, Little Sister was seen to whack him in
the flanks very vigorously and exclaim: “Come, pace along there, you
son-of-a-gun, or I’ll put a head on you!”
Uncle John nearly fell out of his chair. Only a week before he had made
that same remark to Pete for being a little slow about bringing in his
shaving water. But he didn’t know that Little Sister had heard him.
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