To be sure, it was slightly running against the grain to sit there in
the broad daylight and read about things that according to all physics
from Archimedes to Einstein claimed impossible, racial superstition,
and old wives' tales. It was very disquieting to read of stones--dead,
inert, lifeless, immobile bits of granite--that took off from Mother
Earth with no visible means of support, to go whizzing through the
thin daylight air at speeds that raised bruises, cut nicks in trees,
and shattered windows. It bothered the sense of propriety. It was not
right. It was like seeing Lake Louise in violent flame, or watching
Niagara go tumbling up from the whirling pools to the ledge that
flanked Goat Island. It was crushing chrome-vanadium test-bars between
your fingers just after removal from a tensile strength machine that
failed to fracture them at fifteen thousand pounds per square inch. It
was watching phosphorus lying inert in an atmosphere of pure oxygen.
It was all wrong.
And yet, thought the physicist, what must the Ancient One have
thought when he considered the act of fire melting hard metal? They
did strange things, in those days. They invented phlogiston, and spent
centuries trying to isolate it. Galileo and his telescope, looking
through it to Jupiter, must have been startled at the concept as well
as the sight of a planetary system in operation.
Science knew that the poltergeist was a problem--but like the man
who does not care to go crazy because of the insoluble problem,
science shrugged, admitted that it was stumped--intelligently enough,
under the circumstances--and then remarked that after finding the
next decimal place, it would, perhaps, take a look into the natural
phenomena of things that were thrown by nothing.
Until that date, it could look the other way and claim that small boys
were throwing stones.
Little boys that they could not see.
Little green men--
* * * * *
Uh-huh, well, here before Thomas Lionel was a veritable wealth of
intelligent observations and data on the complete operation, including
evidence to substantiate the fact that neither small boys or little
green men were involved.
The evidence and engineering measurements were made with impersonal
directness. The engineer, recognizing that he knew nothing of the
cause, recorded the effect with court-stenographic impartiality.
A stone of so many grams left point A in a rising parabola and
proceeded to point B where it landed and rolled to point C. It took
X seconds, attained Y velocity at peak, and covered Z feet. Graph 1
represents acceleration and deceleration, and equation XXVII is the
mathematical representation of the space-curve described by this stone
of so many grams.
And bottle VQ contained the stone.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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