He looked the spectrograph over and decided that it was a fine piece
of apparatus. So it wasn't the shining piece of commercial panel and
gleaming meters. The high-frequency plumbing in it had the touch of a
one-thumbed plumber's apprentice after ten days' drinking and the D
plates were soldered together with a heavy hand. But it did work--and
that's all he cared. The knobs and dials he had added were sticking
out at all angles, but they functioned.
And the line-voltage ripple present in the high-frequency generator
made a particular mess out of the spectrograph separation. But
electronic heaters do not normally come luxuriously equipped with
rectifiers and filters so that the generator tubes were served with
pure direct current--the circuit was self-rectified which would give
a raucous signal if used as a radio transmitter. That generated
a ripple-varied signal for the D plates and it screwed up the
dispersion. The omission of refinement satisfied Thomas. So it wasn't
perfect. It would be by the time Tom Lionel got through with it.
And for the time being, Thomas would leave it alone. No use trying
to make it work until Tom made an engineering model out of the
physicist's experiment.
Smiling to himself, Thomas went to work in the laboratory. He ignored
Tom's experiments and started a few of his own accord.
* * * * *
Some hours later, the doorbell rang and Thomas went to the door to
find a letter, addressed to Thomas Lionel, Ph.D. It was from an Arthur
Hamilton, M.D.
"Hm-m-m," said Thomas. "Is there something the matter with me?" He
slit the envelope and removed a bill for consultation.
"Consultation? Consultation? What in the name of all that's unholy
is he consulting a doctor about? Or is the doctor consulting--no,
the bill is rendered in the wrong direction. I know my consulting
engineer."
The physicist put on his hat and headed forth. It was not much later
that he was sitting again in the same chair, facing Hamilton.
"You're back."
"Nope," smiled Thomas. "I'm here, not back."
"But you were here last week."
"That was another fellow. Look, Hamilton, I think I require your
assistance. I have an engineer that is no end of bother."
"Want to get rid of him, huh?" answered Hamilton. The suppressed smile
fought valiantly and won, and the doctor's face beamed and then he
broke into laughter. "What am I, anyway? Man, I can't take money from
both sides. That's ... that's ... barratry, or something."
"I'm the same man."
"Nope. You are not."
"Well, by and large, I thought it might be of interest to you to hear
both sides. It might be that I am a useful citizen in spite of what
the engineer says."
"The engineer's opinion is that no physicist is worth an unprintable."
"The physicist's opinion is that all engineers are frustrated
physicists."
"Might challenge him to a fight."
"Have. But chess isn't too satisfying. I want blood."
"It's your blood."
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