"How do I get rid of the engineer? One of us has got to go, and being
the stable, happy one, I feel that all in all I am the best adjusted
and therefore the most likely to succeed. After all, I am the ideal
personality according to the other one. He'd like to be me. That's why
he is, from time to time."
"Sort of a figment of your own imagination."
"That's me."
"Then I wonder--Yet, I did accept his case, not yours."
"Whose case?"
"Um ... ah ... I--Look, if you frustrate him to the extreme, he'll
retreat into you more and more until he does not appear. Follow?"
"I get it. O.K., doctor. He'll be the most frustrated engineer in the
world. And I am just the guy to do it."
* * * * *
Tom Lionel, Consulting Engineer, looked foolishly at the claw hammer
in one hand and wondered about it. About him in the laboratory were
stacks of huge packing cases.
Unpacked already were several monstrous bits of equipment. Lionel
shook his head. Where had this mess come from? He hadn't ordered it--
Or,
Had he?
Lionel left the laboratory on the dead run. He tripped once and fell
flat on his face and as he started up again, the top of his head came
with a sharp bang against the unyielding bottom of a ruling engine.
"A grating engine," yelled Tom.
On the desk, in plain sight, was a pile of bills-of-lading. Tom
riffled through them, consulted packing lists, and a catalog of
ordered equipment. In his own handwriting, too.
Grand total outlay $94,617.34; balance to be paid within thirty days:
$16,750.00.
"Not only broke," grunted Tom, "but bleeding too."
His handwriting was his handwriting. Not a chance in the world of
refuting the order, or packing the stuff up and sending it back. He
was stuck with it.
But the conglomeration that Thomas had picked out. A sort of
aggregation of large and small parts that would have made a small
college laboratory figuratively drool at the thought; but which would
only grow dust, rust, and corrosion in any manufacturing plant.
With the possible exception, of course, of a manufacturer of
scientific equipment for colleges and laboratories.
What production line could make use of a ruling engine?
And if one could, could it use a micro-densitometer in the same
process?
Of course, the micro-vacuum pump could be used in vacuum tube
manufacture, in a pinch. Vacuum tube companies normally used
large-volume pumps instead of the little super-efficient exhaustion
pump that could take a few cubic centimeters down to a few
millimicrons of mercury.
The electron microscope was a nice hunk of stuff, but the thing was
not applicable to anything except research.
And the instantaneous X-ray gadget was tricky as the devil--and
adapted mostly to the job of taking pictures of bullets under fire as
they passed up through the rifling of a gun.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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