Mrs Naylor grew positively nervous, and even began to feel an
anticipatory pity for her daughter, in the prospect of so tumultuous a
mother-in-law--when, quite unexpectedly, the truants drove up to the
door.
"Peter, you rascal!" his mother exclaimed, jumping up and running
down-stairs to meet him. "You've nearly been the death of me;" and, to
demonstrate how much she had suffered, so soon as she came within
range of his supporting arms, she pressed both hands upon her
"palpitation," crying, "Oh!" and made as if she would fall.
Peter caught her as intended, and supported her up to her room, not
soothing her, by any means, but scolding her roundly, in good set
terms; but then he had known her for many years, and understood her
idiosyncrasies. Doubtless his system was the right one. Soothing would
only have encouraged her to rave and do the scolding herself, till her
palpitations came on in earnest. He was an excellent son, whatever his
shortcomings in other respects might be; and there are constitutions
which require what their medical advisers might call "bracing
treatment," just as others agree with bland and soothing remedies.
"Well, Peter?" she asked, with impatient eagerness, so soon as they
were closeted together, in complete forgetfulness of the scene which
she had been enacting the minute before--forgetting her incipient
faintness, and likewise the rough restoratives which had been applied.
"Have ye done it?"
"Done what, mother?"
"You know very well what I mean. Have ye promised to marry that girl
down-stairs?"
"I have not."
She heaved a great sigh of relief; but she went on with her catechism.
"How's that? I never saw ye more taken up with anybody. Ye stuck to
her like a burr the livelong day; and many were the envious glances I
saw some others casting after you two, as ye went dandering over the
hills like a pair of lovers. I was sure ye were nabbet--just grippet
and done for like a wired rabbit; and, says I to myself, there's wan
of the simple wans that love simplicity, and she's just inveigled him
into makin' her an offer."
"She doesn't want to inveigle me. She is provided already. She did not
give me the chance to make a fool of myself, like your young friend in
the Proverbs, whom you are so fond of talking about. She availed
herself of my escort to bring her to a man she liked better than me;
that was all."
"The besom! She took her use out of ye, and let ye slide? Do ye mean
to tell me that, Peter Wilkie? And are ye going to stand it? Have ye
nothing more to say than just stand like a gowk and own til it? Have
ye no spurrit left?"
"Whisht, mother! and don't haver."
"Whisht yourself! Do ye think I'm going to sit still and see a monkey
like that scancing at my son? She'd have the assurance, would she, to
take her use out of my boy, and throw him away when she was done, like
a socket gooseberry! My certie, but she'll rue it yet!"
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