But one morning near the close of the second week of their stay, the
usual radiation of resilient youth was conspicuously absent from the
young man's demeanor, and the child's face reflected the gloom that
sat so incongruously on the contour of an optimist. The little girl
fumbled her menu card, but the waitress--the usual aging pedagogic
type of the small residential hotel--stood unnoticed at the young
man's elbow for some minutes before he was sufficiently aroused from
his gloomy meditations to address her. When he turned to her at last,
however, it was with the grin that she had grown to associate with
him,--the grin, the absence of which had kept her waiting behind his
chair with a patience that she was, except in a case where her
affections were involved, entirely incapable of. Jimmie's
protestations of inability to make headway with the ladies were not
entirely sincere.
"Bring me everything on the menu," he said, with a wave of his hand in
the direction of that painstaking pasteboard. "Coffee, tea, fruit,
marmalade, breakfast food, ham and eggs. Bring my niece here the same.
That's all." With another wave of the hand he dismissed her.
"You can't eat it all, Uncle Jimmie," Eleanor protested.
"I'll make a bet with you," Jimmie declared. "I'll bet you a dollar
to a doughnut that if she brings it all, I'll eat it."
"Oh! Uncle Jimmie, you know she won't bring it. You never bet so I can
get the dollar,--you never do."
"I never bet so I can get my doughnut, if it comes to that."
"I don't know where to buy any doughnuts," Eleanor said; "besides,
Uncle Jimmie, I don't really consider that I owe them. I never really
say that I'm betting, and you tell me I've lost before I've made up my
mind anything about it."
"Speaking of doughnuts," Jimmie said, his face still wearing the look
of dejection under a grin worn awry, "can you cook, Eleanor? Can you
roast a steak, and saute baked beans, and stew sausages, and fry out a
breakfast muffin? Does she look like a cook to you?" he suddenly
demanded of the waitress, who was serving him, with an apologetic eye
on the menu, the invariable toast-coffee-and-three-minute-egg
breakfast that he had eaten every morning since his arrival.
The waitress smiled toothily. "She looks like a capable one," she
pronounced.
"I _can_ cook, Uncle Jimmie," Eleanor giggled, "but not the way you
said. You don't roast steak, or--or--"
"Don't you?" Jimmie asked with the expression of pained surprise that
never failed to make his ward wriggle with delight. There were links
in the educational scheme that Jimmie forged better than any of the
cooperative guardians. Not even Jimmie realized the value of the
giggle as a developing factor in Eleanor's existence. He took three
swallows of coffee and frowned into his cup. "I can make coffee," he
added. "Good coffee. Well, we may as well look the facts in the face,
Eleanor. The jig's up. We're moving away from this elegant hostelry
to-morrow."
"Are we?" Eleanor asked.
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