To. Th'art i'th right. Goe sir, rub your Chaine with crums. A stope of Wine Maria Mal. Mistris Mary, if you priz'd my Ladies fauour at any thing more then contempt, you would not giue meanes for this vnciuill rule; she shall know of it by this hand. Exit Mar. Go shake your eares An. 'Twere as good a deede as to drink when a mans a hungrie, to challenge him the field, and then to breake promise with him, and make a foole of him To. Doo't knight, Ile write thee a Challenge: or Ile deliuer thy indignation to him by word of mouth Mar. Sweet Sir Toby be patient for to night: Since the youth of the Counts was to day with my Lady, she is much out of quiet. For Monsieur Maluolio, let me alone with him: If I do not gull him into a nayword, and make him a common recreation, do not thinke I haue witte enough to lye straight in my bed: I know I can do it To. Possesse vs, possesse vs, tell vs something of him Mar. Marrie sir, sometimes he is a kinde of Puritane An. O, if I thought that, Ide beate him like a dogge To. What for being a Puritan, thy exquisite reason, deere knight An. I haue no exquisite reason for't, but I haue reason good enough Mar. The diu'll a Puritane that hee is, or any thing constantly but a time-pleaser, an affection'd Asse, that cons State without booke, and vtters it by great swarths. The best perswaded of himselfe: so cram'd (as he thinkes) with excellencies, that it is his grounds of faith, that all that looke on him, loue him: and on that vice in him, will my reuenge finde notable cause to worke To. What wilt thou do? Mar. I will drop in his way some obscure Epistles of loue, wherein by the colour of his beard, the shape of his legge, the manner of his gate, the expressure of his eye, forehead, and complection, he shall finde himselfe most feelingly personated. I can write very like my Ladie your Neece, on a forgotten matter wee can hardly make distinction of our hands To. Excellent, I smell a deuice An. I hau't in my nose too To. He shall thinke by the Letters that thou wilt drop that they come from my Neece, and that shee's in loue with him Mar. My purpose is indeed a horse of that colour An. And your horse now would make him an Asse Mar. Asse, I doubt not An. O twill be admirable Mar. Sport royall I warrant you: I know my Physicke will worke with him, I will plant you two, and let the Foole make a third, where he shall finde the Letter: obserue his construction of it: For this night to bed, and dreame on the euent: Farewell. Exit To. Good night Penthisilea An. Before me she's a good wench To. She's a beagle true bred, and one that adores me: what o'that? An. I was ador'd once too To. Let's to bed knight: Thou hadst neede send for more money An. If I cannot recouer your Neece, I am a foule way out To. Send for money knight, if thou hast her not i'th end, call me Cut