Mar. The house will be the quieter To. Come, wee'l haue him in a darke room & bound. My Neece is already in the beleefe that he's mad: we may carry it thus for our pleasure, and his pennance, til our very pastime tyred out of breath, prompt vs to haue mercy on him: at which time, we wil bring the deuice to the bar and crowne thee for a finder of madmen: but see, but see. Enter Sir Andrew. Fa. More matter for a May morning An. Heere's the Challenge, reade it: I warrant there's vinegar and pepper in't Fab. Ist so sawcy? And. I, ist? I warrant him: do but read To. Giue me. Youth, whatsoeuer thou art, thou art but a scuruy fellow Fa. Good, and valiant To. Wonder not, nor admire not in thy minde why I doe call thee so, for I will shew thee no reason for't Fa. A good note, that keepes you from the blow of y Law To. Thou comst to the Lady Oliuia, and in my sight she vses thee kindly: but thou lyest in thy throat, that is not the matter I challenge thee for Fa. Very breefe, and to exceeding good sence-lesse To. I will way-lay thee going home, where if it be thy chance to kill me Fa. Good To. Thou kilst me like a rogue and a villaine Fa. Still you keepe o'th windie side of the Law: good Tob. Fartheewell, and God haue mercie vpon one of our soules. He may haue mercie vpon mine, but my hope is better, and so looke to thy selfe. Thy friend as thou vsest him, & thy sworne enemie, Andrew Ague-cheeke To. If this Letter moue him not, his legges cannot: Ile giu't him Mar. You may haue verie fit occasion for't: he is now in some commerce with my Ladie, and will by and by depart To. Go sir Andrew: scout mee for him at the corner of the Orchard like a bum-Baylie: so soone as euer thou seest him, draw, and as thou draw'st, sweare horrible: for it comes to passe oft, that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharpely twang'd off, giues manhoode more approbation, then euer proofe it selfe would haue earn'd him. Away And. Nay let me alone for swearing. Exit To. Now will not I deliuer his Letter: for the behauiour of the yong Gentleman, giues him out to be of good capacity, and breeding: his employment betweene his Lord and my Neece, confirmes no lesse. Therefore, this Letter being so excellently ignorant, will breed no terror in the youth: he will finde it comes from a Clodde-pole. But sir, I will deliuer his Challenge by word of mouth; set vpon Ague-cheeke a notable report of valor, and driue the Gentleman (as I know his youth will aptly receiue it) into a most hideous opinion of his rage, skill, furie, and impetuositie. This will so fright them both, that they wil kill one another by the looke, like Cockatrices. Enter Oliuia and Viola. Fab. Heere he comes with your Neece, giue them way till he take leaue, and presently after him To. I wil meditate the while vpon some horrid message for a Challenge