[_Exit_ FABIAN.
_Enter_ DUKE, VIOLA, _and two Gentlemen_.
_Duke._ Belong you to the lady Olivia, friend?--I know thee well:
How dost thou, my good fellow?
_Clo._ Truly, sir, the better for my foes, and the worse for my
friends.
_Duke._ Just the contrary; the better for thy friends.
_Clo._ No, sir, the worse.
_Duke._ How can that be?
_Clo._ Marry, sir, they praise me, and make an ass of me; now my
foes tell me plainly, I am an ass; so that by my foes, sir, I profit in
the knowledge of myself; and by my friends I am abused: so that, if your
four negatives make your two affirmatives, why, then the worse for my
friends, and the better for my foes.
_Duke._ Why, this is excellent.
_Clo._ By my troth, sir, no; though it please you to be one of my
friends.
_Duke._ Thou shalt not be the worse for me; there's gold.
_Clo._ But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would you could
make it another.
_Duke._ O, you give me ill counsel.
_Clo._ Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for this once, and let
your flesh and blood obey it.
_Duke._ Well, I will be so much a sinner to be a double dealer;
there's another.
_Clo._ _Primo_, _Secundo_,--_Tertio_, is a good play; and the old
saying is, the third pays for all.
_Duke._ You can fool no more money out of me at this throw: if you
will let your lady know, I am here to speak with her, and bring her
along with you, it may awake my bounty further.
_Clo._ Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty, till I come again: As you
say, sir, let your bounty take a nap, I will awake it anon.
[_Exit_ CLOWN.
_Vio._ Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me.
_Duke._ That face of his I do remember well;
Yet, when I saw it last, it was besmear'd
As black as Vulcan, in the smoke of war:
A bawbling vessel was he captain of,
For shallow draught, and bulk, unprizable:
With which such scathful grapple did he make
With the most noble bottom of our fleet,
That very envy, and the tongue of loss,
Cried fame and honour on him.--
_Enter_ ANTONIO _and Officers_.
What's the matter?
_1 Off._ This, please you, sir, is that Antonio,
That took the Phoenix, and her fraught, from Candy;
And this is he, that did the Tiger board,
When your young nephew Titus lost his leg:
Here in the streets, desperate of shame, and state,
In private brabble did we apprehend him.
_Vio._ He did me kindness, sir; drew on my side;
But, in conclusion, put strange speech upon me,
I know not what 'twas, but distraction.
_Duke._ Notable pirate! thou salt-water thief!
What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies,
Whom thou, in terms so bloody, and so dear,
Hast made thine enemies?
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