Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the World — John Shaqi
Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the WorldWooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
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Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the World
Wooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
Crime -- Illinois -- Chicago; Police -- Illinois -- Chicago
The victim, seeing the plight in which he is placed, demands an
accounting and threatens legal proceedings. The agency in turn demands
he give them an itemized statement of each account, which they have.
They agree to check them up, and, if found correct, promise to give
him a check for the 20 per cent which they hold. That night the light
burns late over the bookkeeper's desk in the manufacturer's office.
In the morning the statements go to the office of the loan shark, who
says:
"I'll have the auditor check them up and send you a check as soon as
we find out everything is straight."
TRADE STATEMENTS TO CUSTOMER.
The manufacturer leaves the office. The loan shark gets busy with the
statements, and stamps each of them:
"This account has been transferred to Killem's Mercantile Company. You
are notified to pay this account to no one else."
These statements are mailed to the customers. When the manufacturer
returns the loan shark greets him cordially and remarks:
"Unfortunately one of my clerks mailed out a lot of your statements
last night, but I guess that won't matter. He stamped on them that
they had been transferred to us and sent them out as he does everyone
else's. He didn't understand. I am sorry."
As expected, the manufacturer, when he sees his business and
confidence abused in this manner, flies into a rage. Then the suave
agent takes the bull by the horns and issues his ultimatum.
"Our bank"--always "our bank"--"thinks we are not getting all the
money coming to us from your account. They demand that in the future
you deposit all your checks with us. I am sorry, for I know everything
is straight, but your using us as a bank will last but a few days.
Everything will then run smoothly again."
And unless some friend comes to the aid of the manufacturer the
agency's prophecy comes true, and it does last but a little while.
SHREWD BEGGAR GRAFT.
Pretend to be Deaf, Dumb and Blind, Playing on
Sympathy--How Philanthropy is Humbugged--Begging for Money
to Reach Home--An Army of Frauds and Vagabonds--Mastering
the Deaf Mute Language for Swindling Purposes--The Public
Should be Careful in Disbursing Alms.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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