Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the WorldWooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
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Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the World
Wooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
Crime -- Illinois -- Chicago; Police -- Illinois -- Chicago
"He kicked my grip, and I opened her up on the minute. He
went through it like an old goat through a cracker barrel,
but he didn't find anything--see? If he'd looked under the
cushion of a seat in the smoker he might have found a whole
lot of stuff that didn't look like a prayer meeting layout.
WHAT WAS HIDDEN UNDER SEAT.
"Say, I bet I had fourteen $2 gold watches, twenty
gold-rimmed spectacles that cost me 15 cents apiece, one
dozen books, tightly sealed in wrappers, that looked mighty
interesting to the jay who couldn't see into the books, and
yet who had to do it finally at $2 apiece, and, as a topper
of it all, my three-book monte game. Did you ever see the
game?
"I've got a line of wild west books about two inches
thick, each, and costing me 40 cents a volume. They've
got some great pictures on the cloth covers, and maybe
there's some hot stuff inside--I don't know. But here's my
unparalleled offer: I pick out my man and lay these three
volumes across his knees in the car seat and go after him
with some of the warmest kind of air about their interest,
the binding, and the illustrations.
"You pay me for the set," I explain, "but in doing it I
give you a chance to get the books for nothing and at the
same time double your investment.
HOW THREE BOOK MONTE IS PLAYED.
"I take out three small, thin spelling books, cloth bound,
all alike as the bindery and the presses can make them.
Then, careless like, I take a $10 bill out of my pocket,
fold it across in a sort of V-shape and slip it into the
middle of one of the spelling books, so that just one
corner will stick out, probably a quarter of an inch. Of
course, I haven't seen it! Sometimes the man on the cars
will try to say something about it, but I cut in and drown
him out with easy talk till he gets the idea that he might
as well have that ten and the books for five, and let it go
at that.
"But one corner all the time is torn off that bill, and
about a quarter of an inch of that bill is sticking out of
the center of one of the other books. Of course the jay
hasn't seen that!
SHOWS CORNER OF BILL.
"Well, I begin and shuffle the books on the payment of the
$5. As they are shuffled the corner of the bill that is
still attached gets turned around next to me, while the
corner that is torn off gets around next to the passenger,
whom I have cornered in the seat in a way that he can't see
everything that he really ought to see in order to save his
money. When I hold out the three books for the drawing I am
in a position where I couldn't possibly see the corner that
sticks out, while he is where he can't see anything else.
"And he draws the book with the corner sticking out!
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