“At such a point in the game he usually talked so glibly and smoothly
and worked the nerves of his poor victim up to such a tension that she
gladly employed him to renovate the affair, and paid him ten dollars,
without question, for the work of an hour or so.
“In this case he failed; first, because the young lady had not been
entirely hypnotized; and second, because there was neither mouse, rat,
nor roach in their house.
“This fact she knew, and that in the interim her instrument had been
tuned. She looked the villain in the face and charged him with the full
enormity of his rascally act; whereat, he turned and fled.
“I happened on the scene a few minutes later, and it may be it was my
counsel which brought the offender to justice.”
Such was the story of the doctor, and he told it with a vim and gusto
that made me believe he was in earnest in his denunciation of such a
questionable style of faking. I then and there vowed to myself to avoid
that class of work; and ever after kept the vow—except in cases of
unavoidable necessity.
The question which presented itself to my mind was, what were we to do
next. In spite of what Carter had said about always keeping a stock
ahead, it seemed to me he had about reached the end of his resources—in
other words, he had sold out all his stock in trade. The pens were
exhausted, so was the sheet music, so was the soap. I asked him what he
intended to do next.
Well, you see, my son, I have been out some time, and had thought of
winding up the present campaign and taking a run to New York to look up
novelties. I have done first rate this fall, and have a pretty good wad
to buy with for the winter’s work.”
“But you can’t keep on through the winter, can you?” I asked, thinking
the question would be apt to draw him out and increase my store of
knowledge.
“The work goes on, but it is of a different kind. But, as I was going to
say, I will stay out a little longer, for the sake of your education;
and you will learn that a person in our line of business is not
dependent on capital, whether in the shape of money or goods. His brains
must be his mainstay and dependence, and the more he knows in the way of
general education the better it will be for him. You have a great deal
to learn, and if you want to be a success in the field to which you seem
to have been called you won’t have an idle moment you can call your own.
For the remainder of the week I shall proceed to boom and advertise a
town. There is good money in it, although it is not every one who is
fitted to work the racket. It takes a man of not only good knowledge of
human nature, but of wide experience and considerable journalistic
ability.”
Accordingly, the next day we set off for the town he had selected, and
which he assured me had not been worked after the fashion he proposed.
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