Agent.—“I want to explain a little before I make my proposition. You
see, this is a new edition of Banner’s, brought right up-to-date. The
company advertised extensively and, figuring on doing a big business,
got out seventy thousand sets. This late financial crash happened, and
it came near knocking us clear out. It don’t pay to keep the stock on
hand, and pay taxes and insurance, so we are going to try and force them
out, quick and cheap. Now, I’ll tell you what we are going to do. The
regular price of a set is seventy-two dollars, but we have cut that
right in two, making it thirty-six. If you order you get the complete
set at once, free of expressage, and only have to pay fifty cents a week
on them until they are paid for, nothing in advance, and no interest. If
that is not almost giving them away I don’t know what is.”
Mr. R.—“I’ll admit that is a fair proposition, but I don’t think I can
accept it today.”
Agent.—“It is a good idea for a man to be conservative, but sometimes it
is policy to deviate from the regular rule. If you will sift this offer
down to a fine point, take every particle of it into consideration, and
compare these books with other encyclopedias, you will acknowledge
yourself that even if things are not just exactly as you would like to
have them, it is worth while taking hold of anyway.”
Mr. R.—“Why do you claim that?”
Agent.—“For various reasons. In the first place, the total cost for so
good an article don’t amount to a hill of beans. Even if you paid it all
down at once you wouldn’t feel it, let alone paying for it in such
little dribs. It is virtually nothing.”
Mr. R.—“Yes, but I have too many of these little dribs.”
Agent.—“I don’t care how dull times are, how economical a man is, how
many irons he has in the fire, or how many obligations he has on hand,
there are always little incidental expenses during the month that are
met without a murmur.”
Mr. R.—“Even if I bought the books I would still have those outlays.”
Agent.—“You are right, but I want to ask you one question. You make up
your mind now to practice economy. If you were walking down the street
and felt like drinking a glass of lemonade or smoking a cigar wouldn’t
you go right in and spend ten or fifteen cents for the luxury?”
Mr. R.—“Yes, certainly, if I felt like it.”
Agent.—“You play billiards and pool occasionally, do you not?”
Mr. R.—“Yes, frequently.”
Agent.—“And you sometimes lose the game—one can’t always win?”
Mr. R.—“I am no expert; I often lose.”
Agent.—“If some ladies were to come in here now, soliciting for a church
charity, you would dig up a couple of dollars without a struggle,
wouldn’t you?”
Mr. R.—“Yes, but it’s policy to do that.”
Agent.—“So I acknowledge, but I am just illustrating how money goes. If
you felt like dropping in at the theatre you wouldn’t stay away because
business was a little slack. You would take your wife and go to the play
and enjoy the evening, wouldn’t you?”
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