Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
“Well, there’s lots of time to think about that. But in the meantime, my
dear, don’t break the Fifth Commandment, even though you have to bend it
a little. And on the way out I’m going to remind Lydia about that
roadster I’ve been telling her you ought to have. It’s wonderful what a
lot of steam you can let off in a roadster of your own!”
Teddie, in time, came into possession of her roadster, a small
wine-colored racer upholstered in dove-gray and neatly disguised as a
shopping-car. And it seemed, during the first few weeks of its
ownership, that the wings of personal freedom had finally been bestowed
upon the recalcitrant Teddie, who went hillward in her roadster with
claret and caviar sandwiches packed under its seat and went cityward
with fat and disorderly little rolls of bank-notes tucked under its
cushion-ends. She loved that car, for a fortnight at least, with a
devotion that was wonderful to behold, and talked to it fraternally as
her narrow-toed brogan spurred it into slipping past dust-trailing
joy-riders on the back roads, and wept openly when it blew a tire and
buckled a radius-rod in the ditch, patting its side sympathetically and
saying soothing little words to it as though it were an animal.
But time, alas, proved to Teddie that her _Château en Espagne_ was not
to be reached on rubber tires. For a car, after all, is only a
merry-go-round with an elastic orbit, a humdrum old merry-go-round that
isn’t so merry as it seems, since it must always cover the same old
roads and the same old rounds and remain hampered and held in by the
same old urban and suburban regulations. Teddie, it is true, soon found
herself on nodding terms with the Park “canaries” and the traffic cops,
and was able to weed out the ones who’d give her the wink when she
forgot about the one-way streets and the parking signs and the
speed-laws in general. Yet three times in one season she shocked Tuxedo
Park by appearing in court and being twice fined for road violations and
once publicly lectured for imperiling the peace and safety of the
commonwealth.
So even with the machinery which she loved she began to see that she was
still restricted and hampered and circumscribed and imprisoned. And the
poor little rich girl who should have been quite happy, remained quite
normally and satisfactorily and luxuriously miserable.
CHAPTER TWO
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