Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian — John Shaqi
Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
Then she fell in love with Biquet, the second chauffeur, who had been a
flying-man and had a slashing wound of honor across his well-tanned
young cheek-bone. But her feeling for Biquet proved an odd confusion of
issues, for she found that she liked him only when he permitted her to
assist in eviscerating one of the car-engines or let her help overhaul
and assemble the landaulet’s differential, with her ready little paws
covered with oil and axle-grease and her white corduroy frock as black
as a sweep’s. But she realized, on witnessing Biquet kissing the
pantry-maid, one night when blockade-running for certain residuary
oyster _pâtés_, that it was not really Biquet she loved, but the
machinery over which he presided.
There was a time, too, during this period of potential romantic
alliances, when she might possibly have entertained some tenderer
feeling for Gerry Rhindelander West, her next-door neighbor whose
grilled iron gateway in the midst of its manorial stone wall was quite
as munificent as her own. But Gerry disappointed her. He primarily
disappointed her by meanly resorting to the habit of addressing her as
“Nero” (the soubriquet of a Great Dane of uncertain temper owned by her
mother) after Teddie had bit him on the wrist when forcibly held down in
a bitter struggle to recover from her possession a domesticated and
one-eyed Russian rat which had been, indiscreet enough to invade the
Hayden estate. And he finally disappointed her by abandoning his fixed
intention of becoming an engine-driver and deciding to waste a once
promising young life on due preparation for the study of law. Gerry, it
is true, later on attempted to revive this blighted romance by
bombarding her with purple-tinted boxes of English violets done up in
glazed paper and surmounted by small and neatly addressed white
envelopes, and sometimes with striped boxes so big they looked like
baby-coffins, except for the thorny stalks which protruded from one
cut-away end, until the matter-of-fact Teddie reminded him that he was
wasting a tremendous amount of money, as her mother’s head-gardener grew
those things in abundance. So before retiring into his professional
shell Gerry was at pains to point out, in a somewhat stilted little
note, that he had quite overlooked the etymology of “Tuxedo,” which he
found to be an Algonquin word derived from “Tuxcito,” which in the
original language meant “the meeting place of bears”—with the “bears”
heavily underlined.
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