Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
But the time came when Teddie was tired of golf, just as tired of making
the rounds of her eighteen holes as she was of making the rounds of the
circular ballroom of the Tuxedo Club with fox-trotting youngsters and
sedately waltzing oldsters. She was tired of dinners at Table Rock, and
tired of seeing the “No-One-Admitted-Without-Permit” signs, and tired of
the Meadow Brook steeplechase, and tired of the stately and stupid
dinners in town. She was tired of life and tired of even herself. But
most of all she was tired of that complicated machinery of existence in
which she found herself so inextricably enmeshed. She still dreamed of
liberating herself from that ponderously engineered intricacy of
protectional pulleys and powers. But even while she felt that she was
encaged, encaged as a pulsing hair-spring is encaged in a watch-case of
smothering gold, she scarcely knew which way to look for escape. She
caught a momentary breath or two of freedom, it is true, by boldly
introducing motor-polo within the “No-Admittance-Without-Permit”
precincts, a brand of sublimated polo played with a football from a
runabout with a stripped _chassis_. But the gardeners and the board of
governors united in objecting to the havoc wrought to the Club turf, and
Monty Tilford broke an arm in one of the collisions, so a ban was put on
what might have proved a belated safety-valve for Teddie’s spiritual
steam-chest.
Still later, however, when her mother was undergoing hydropathic
revision in Virginia, she made one last and listless effort to escape by
taking up flying. This she did _sub rosa_ and under an assumed name, and
might have medicined her mysterious ailment with tail-spins and
altitude-tests, but she suffered inordinately from nose-bleed and was
unfortunately snapshotted for one of the Sunday papers the same week
that she taxied into a signboard—which demanded appallingly expensive
repairs to the machine and involved a cracked patella and a month or two
with a crick in her knee, though it was a rather ridiculous
three-hundred-word telegram from Virginia which really dissuaded the
hangar authorities from continuing the services of their ruthlawing
young novitiate.
And it was then that Teddie tipped over the apple-cart. It was then that
she broke jail, and bolted, and took her life in her own hands.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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