Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
About this time the era of indigestion and temperament came along, the
era when Teddie began to betray an abnormal interest in what might
repose on the _buffet_, and queen-olives fought with chocolate éclairs,
and pickled walnuts combined with _biscuit Tortoni_ to dispute the
ventral supremacy of broiled mushrooms. It was the era when capon-wings
and melon mangoes were apt to be found wrapped up in embroidered towels
with insets of Venetian lace, and tucked in under the edges of the
oppressively big colonial mahogany bed with the pineapple posts, and
bonbon-boxes obtruded from the corners of a much becushioned _bergère_,
and salted almonds mysteriously transferred themselves from below stairs
to the lacquered jewel-box in a lilac-tinted boudoir. This occurred
about the time that her mother so zealously took up the study of
genealogy and had an entirely new crest made for the family stationery
and even neglected her club work and her charity organizations to trace
out the little-known intermarriages in the house of the Romanoffs. And
it was about the same time that her dreamy-eyed father, who had been
born to more millions than he cared to count, “gave up dining out to
count electrons,” as Uncle Chandler expressed it. For Teddie’s father
was an amateur mathematician and scientist who had made two highly
important discoveries in light-deflection, highly important in only an
abstract and theoretical way, as he was at pains to point out, since
like the Einstein Theory they could never by any manner or means affect
any object or any person on this terrestrial globe. It was sufficient,
however, to convert him into what Uncle Chandler denominated as “an
eclipse-hound,” which meant that he and his complicated photographic
paraphernalia went dreamily and repeatedly off to Arizona or upper
Brazil or Egypt or the Island of Principe.
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