Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
Nor was the spirit of the home circle very greatly brightened when
Teddie attended her first holiday party in the white and gold ballroom
of the St. Regis, where she danced very badly with very dignified young
partners in Eton jackets. There she not only stumbled on to the
bewildering consciousness that there was something vaguely but
ineradicably different in boys and girls, but publicly punched one of
the older youths in the eye for holding her in a manner which she
regarded as objectionable. And later in the same evening, when the still
older brother of the thumped one sought to make family amends by the
seeming honesty of his apologies, and Teddie relentingly agreed to let
bygones be bygones, and they shook hands over it, man to man, as it
were, and while Teddie stood studying a hawthorn rose-jar on one of the
tulip-wood consoles, that same persistent youth, seeking to translate a
moment of impersonal softening into a movement of personal
appropriation, cheerfully and clumsily tried to kiss her. Whereupon, let
it be duly noted, Theodora Lydia first enunciated her significant, her
perplexed, and her slightly exasperated query: “Are all boys like that?”
Yet by the time the governess-cart had been stowed away and Teddie had
learned there was little use being a millionaire’s daughter, after all,
since the third pound of Maillards never did taste as sweet as the
first, her butternut-brown showed a tendency to fade into magnolia-pink
with a background of gardenia-white, and certain earlier boy-like
straightnesses of line took unto themselves mysterious contours, and the
runway of freckles that spanned the bridge of her adorable little nose
faded like a Milky Way in the morning sky.
And that meant still another era, the era of solemnly visited shops in
the City, and muffled and many-mirrored _salons_ where she was pinned up
and snipped at and pressed down, and sleepy afternoon concerts that
smelled of violets and warm furs and over-breathed air, and a carefully
selected matinée or two, and even revived lessons in dancing, which,
oddly enough, the resilient-spirited Teddie never greatly took to. And
then came equally sedate and carefully timed migrations to Lakewood and
Aiken and Florida, though Teddie openly acknowledged her dislike to
traveling with a retinue and seventeen pieces of baggage, to say nothing
of the genealogical books and the case of certified milk.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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