Two Burlesques of Lord Chesterfield's Letters.: The Graces (1774), The Fine Gentleman's Etiquette (1776) — John Shaqi
Two Burlesques of Lord Chesterfield's Letters.: The Graces (1774), The Fine Gentleman's Etiquette (1776)
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Two Burlesques of Lord Chesterfield's Letters.: The Graces (1774), The Fine Gentleman's Etiquette (1776)
Chesterfield, Philip Dormer Stanhope, Earl of, 1694-1773. Letters to his son
"[q] My diamond buckles I fully propose,
"Your feet shall adorn, mine they now wou'd expose;"
"Of all things in nature I mostly abhor,"
A Beau, on the verge, of years fifty and four:
Accept them, I beg, with injunction severe,
"[r] To buckle them straight," since to me 'tis not clear,
But one on the outside your foot may be plac'd,
And one on the in, as a proof of your taste;
If this, of a certainty, I cou'd but know,
Without shoes, or buckles, for me you should go.
[q] Page 181. ditto.
[r] Page 66. third volume.
"[s] Of swords, canes, and snuff boxes, might I advise,
"If elegant, one may of each well suffice:"
There are, who will lavish, on baubles like these,
A sum wou'd procure independence and ease:
Such Beings, alas! not a shilling would lend,
To save from despair, a poor indigent friend:
Oh! shut not your ear, 'gainst the cry of distress,
May the sense of their woes, prove their means of redress:
Tho' chance, in your favour, some difference has made,
No distinction to rank, will hereafter be paid:
Sufficient that thought, human pride to subdue,
Pray let it not pass unregarded by you.
[s] Page 220. second volume.
"[t] [13]_Comment vont les Graces_, prithee how do they fare,
"Of them have you studied [14]_le grand art de plaire_?
"If you, in the _beau monde_, success would ensure,
"[u] In your manners attend to a certain _douceur_:
"The French, this _douceur_, do most highly esteem,
"'Tis in short [15]_l'aimable, le tout chose_ with them;
Acquire it, dear Phil, or I fair warning give,--
I ne'er wish to see you as long as you live.
[t] Page 153. third volume.
[u] Page 108. third volume.
"[v] In your person be cleanly, I humbly intreat,
"And attend to your teeth, that your breath may be sweet,
"Your nails too keep par'd, I outrageous should be,
"If them, tipt with black, I should happen to see.
"By you, may these hints, not improper be held,
"[w] Since once, 'bove your fellows, in dirt you excell'd;
"And oft', when a lad, have you suffer'd disgrace,
"For neglecting to wash both your hands, and your face:"
'Tho trifling these matters, to you, may appear,
With me, they weigh more than the gold of Ophir;
Since a dunce well accomplish'd more merit can boast,
Than a book-worm that smells of the deep college rust.
A father, I am, to your faults nothing blind,
And claim a free licence for speaking my mind;
"By this lecture on cleanliness, all I propose is,
"[x] That you may not offend peoples eyes, or their noses."
[v] Page 74. third volume.
[w] Page 74. ditto.
[x] Page 182. second volume.
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