Two Poems Against Pope: One Epistle to Mr. A. Pope and the Blatant BeastAnonymous
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Two Poems Against Pope: One Epistle to Mr. A. Pope and the Blatant Beast
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Pope, Alexander, 1688-1744 -- Poetry
At length, when banish’d _Pallas_ shall withdraw,
And Wit’s made Treason by the _Popian_ Law;
When minor Dunces cease, at length, their Strife,
And own thy Patent to be dull for Life;
By Tricks sustain’d, in Poet-craft compleat,
Retire triumphant to thy _Twick’nam_ Seat;
That Seat! the Work of (k) half-paid drudging _Br----me_,
And call’d by joking _Tritons_, _Homer_’s Tomb:
There to stale, stol’n, stum Crambo bid adieu,
And sneer the Fops, that thought thy Crambo new;
There, like the _Grecian_ Chief, on whom thy Song
Has well reveng’d unhappy _Priam_’s Wrong;
Waste, in thy hidden Cave, the Festive Day,
With mock _Machaon_, and _Patroclus G----_
_Sleep_, (l) _Sleep in Peace_ the Works, for _Wapping_ born!
No more thy Cuckoo Note shall wake the Morn;
In Ease, and Avarice, and aukward State,
_The Fool of Fortune_, shalt thou hail thy Fate;
Slumbring in Quiet o’er Lampoons half writ,
Which, ripe in Malice, only wait for Wit.
So when _Vanessa_ yielded up her Charms,
The blest _Cadenus_ languish’d in her Arms;
High, on a Peg, his unbrush’d Beaver hung,
His Vest unbutton’d, and his God unsung;
Raptur’d he lies; Deans, Authors are forgot,
_Wood_’s Copper Pence, and _Atterbury_’s Plot;
For her he quits the Tythes of _Patrick_’s Fields,
And all the Levite to the Lover yields.
[Decoration]
[Decoration]
NOTES
On the Foregoing
POEM.
(a) _If Noble _B------m_,_
The late Duke of _Buckingham!_ who made that fine Alteration of the
Tragedy of _Julius Cæsar_ from _Shakespeare_, and who is said by Mr.
_Pope_ to have bestow’d the finest Praise upon _Homer_ that he ever
received, in the following Lines;
Read _Homer_ once, and you need read no more;
For all Things else will be so mean and poor,
Verse will seem Prose: Yet often on him look,
And you will never need another Book.
D---- of B----’s Essay on Poetry.
He has also printed a Copy of Verses in Praise of _Pope_, which were
returned by another in Praise of his Grace. There is so great a
Similitude in the Stile of these Writers, that the Reader, I think, need
not doubt their Sincerity in admiring each other.
’Tis great Delight to laugh at some Mens Ways;
But ’tis much greater to give Merit Praise.
D---- of B----.
_Sheffield_ approves, consenting _Phœbus_ bends,
And I and Malice from this Hour, am Friends.
Pope.
(b) _Who _G------n_’s Dulness------_
_Charles Gildon_, dismiss’d from the D----’s Pension and Favour, on
Account of his Obstinacy in refusing to take the Oaths to _P--pe_’s
Supremacy.
(c) _Smooth dull Unity of Sound._
_P--pe_’s Reputation for versifying is a vulgar Error, founded only on
discreet Theft: Half a Line from Mr. _Dryden_’s _Conquest of Mexico_,
and another from his Translation of _Virgil_, have seemingly made
tolerable Music, when join’d in his Works; but Music of the _Morocco_
Kind, which has but one Note.
(d) _Who taught declining _Wycherley_------_
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