Life on other planets -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Science fiction
I stared automatically at her bare shoulders, the way I might have
stared if a blinding vision of paradise had appeared to me between
sleeping and waking and vanished in a flash.
"What makes all this so amusing is the way it parallels a good many
of the farcical situations in the ancient folk writings of Terra,"
she said. "I've made a comparative study of them, and they really are
precious."
The precise set of her waistline seemed to annoy her, and she changed
it perceptibly, loosening the binding straps until I caught the barest
glimmer of white between them. She stared at me with patronizing pity,
as if my startlement was tantamount to a further step downward into the
murk of a prudishness so childish that it branded me as a barbarian
without a single redeeming trait.
She stared through and beyond me, her eyes stabbing the shadows, her
voice derisive in its composure, "For some reason a man has to pretend
that a woman is his wife. There's a wealthy relative to impress, or a
primitive conveyance breaks down, and a thunderstorm compels the pair
to take refuge in a wayside dwelling.
"There is only one sleeping compartment available and what do you
suppose the man does? The sane scientific approach would be to behave
like an intelligent human being. When a man and a woman are alone
together excessive prudishness is ridiculous. Why with such a charming
companion available should he not relax as I am doing--be completely
natural and human and at his ease? Why should he not sit down and
discuss art and philosophy, music and the dance the whole night through?
"But does he--in the ancient folk writings? No. The silly fool gets up,
takes a blanket and creeps out into the night. He shivers in the cold
for no reason at all. Owls hoot at him, but he still persists in making
himself ridiculous until the dawn comes up."
I looked at her for a long moment in silence. It has never been
difficult for me to take a hint. I knew, of course, that women have a
remarkable capacity for burying their real feelings beneath a dozen or
more carefully arranged masks for the sole purpose of keeping a man
guessing. But I decided not to even attempt to peel off the masks. It
would have been too dangerously time-consuming.
Fortunately I was wearing heavy enough spaceleather to protect me from
the cold. I wouldn't need a blanket, and there were no owls on Dracona
to hoot at me.
"I'm afraid I'm still too much of a primitive to find our ancient folk
writings amusing," I told her.
Without another word, ignoring her abrupt, startled gasp, I swung about
and went striding out of the hut into the cool night.
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