These happenings affect different men in different ways. In Frederick’s cold grey eye as he looked over his shoulder and backed the car there was only the weary scorn of a superman for the never-ending follies of a woollen-headed proletariat. I, on the other hand, had reacted in a gust of nervous profanity. And Ukridge, I perceived as I grew calmer, the affair had touched on his chivalrous side. All the time we were backing he was mumbling to himself, and he was out of the car, bleating apologies, almost before we had stopped. “Awfully sorry. Might have killed you. Can’t forgive myself.” The girl treated the affair in still another way. She giggled. And somehow that brainless laugh afflicted me more than anything that had gone before. It was not her fault, I suppose. This untimely mirth was merely due to disordered nerves. But I had taken a prejudice against her at first sight. “I do hope,” babbled Ukridge, “you aren’t hurt? Do tell me you aren’t hurt.” The girl giggled again. And she was at least twelve pounds too heavy to be a giggler. I wanted to pass on and forget her. “No, reely, thanks.” “But shaken, what?” “I did come down a fair old bang,” chuckled this repellent female. “I thought so. I was afraid so. Shaken. Ganglions vibrating. You must let me drive you home.” “Oh, it doesn’t matter.” “I insist. Positively I insist!” “’Ere!” said Frederick the chauffeur, in a low, compelling voice. “Eh?” “Got to get on to Addington.” “Yes, yes, yes,” said Ukridge, with testy impatience, quite the seigneur resenting interference from an underling. “But there’s plenty of time to drive this lady home. Can’t you see she’s shaken? Where can I take you?” “It’s only just round the corner in the next street. Balbriggan the name of the house is.” “Balbriggan, Frederick, in the next street,” said Ukridge, in a tone that brooked no argument. I suppose the spectacle of the daughter of the house rolling up to the front door in a Daimler is unusual in Peabody Road, Clapham Common. At any rate, we had hardly drawn up when Balbriggan began to exude its occupants in platoons. Father, mother, three small sisters, and a brace of brothers were on the steps in the first ten seconds. They surged down the garden path in a solid mass. Ukridge was at his most spacious. Quickly establishing himself on the footing of a friend of the family, he took charge of the whole affair. Introductions sped to and fro, and in a few moving words he explained the situation, while I remained mute and insignificant in my corner and Frederick the chauffeur stared at his oil-gauge with a fathomless eye. “Couldn’t have forgiven myself, Mr. Price, if anything had happened to Miss Price. Fortunately my chauffeur is an excellent driver and swerved just in time. You showed great presence of mind, Frederick,” said Ukridge, handsomely, “great presence of mind.” Frederick continued to gaze aloofly at his oil-gauge. “What a lovely car, Mr. Ukridge!” said the mother of the family.