Uncle Sam's Boys on Field Duty; or, Winning Corporal's Chevrons — John Shaqi
Uncle Sam's Boys on Field Duty; or, Winning Corporal's ChevronsHancock, H. Irving (Harrie Irving)
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Uncle Sam's Boys on Field Duty; or, Winning Corporal's Chevrons
Hancock, H. Irving (Harrie Irving)
United States. Army -- Juvenile fiction
"Never heard of him," retorted Green suspiciously, for he saw the
amused looks in the faces of some of the soldiers standing about.
"Say--hold on! Is Army-gid-ap----"
"Armageddon," corrected Hal quietly.
"Is that the name of the new breakfast food that the rainmaker (Army
surgeon) was trying to have sprung on the bill of fare of our company
mess?"
"Oh, no," Hal assured him. "Nothing as bad as that. You see,
Greenie--Willie, I mean--while the peace-howlers lay all of their bets
on the millennium being just over the fence, there's another crowd of
high-brow thinkers who look forward to the great battle when all the
armies of the world will be present. That battle is going to be the one
grand fight of all history, and the armies of one half of the world
are going to get a sure thrashing from the armies of the other half.
Any way you look at it, it's surely going to be a big scrap, Willie,
and after that maybe all soldiers will be too tired to fight any more.
Now, for that great battle the high-brows have invented the name of
Armageddon. Don't forget the name, Willie--Armageddon. It's going to be
the biggest fight the world ever saw--the only real fight in history,
as we'll look back at it afterwards."
"But what has all this got to do with what I was reading from the
paper?" insisted Private Green.
"Why, don't you see, if we're making the biggest and finest guns, and
Armageddon comes on, it'll be just like robbing a baker's wagon for us
to win Armageddon. On the other hand, if millennium runs in first, and
we don't need the guns, then we win, too. We've got the biggest guns
for Armageddon, and the noisiest peace-howlers for the millennium.
Armageddon or millennium, it's just as good a bet either way, for the
United States is bound to win, going or coming."
Private William Green didn't see more than a tenth part of the point,
but the laugh that followed got on his nerves.
"You fellows are nothing but a lot of horse-play idiots," he growled,
rising and stalking away.
As he made his way through the little fringe of soldiers something
happened to Private William Green, but Hal Overton was the only
disinterested person who happened to see it.
William had joined the Army after toiling and saving for some four
years. Green had saved his money, and hoped to save a lot more. He was
known to have about four hundred dollars in cash, which he had so far
declined to deposit with the Army pay-master. Where he kept this money
was not known, beyond the fact that he sometimes carried it on his
person.
Just as William was passing through the group of soldiers a hand ran
expertly up under the loose hem of Private Green's blouse. A wallet
left Green's right-hand hip pocket, coming away with the intruding
hand. Then Private Dowley slipped the wallet into his own trousers'
pocket.
Hal saw and acted with his usual quickness.
"Don't do that, Dowley," Hal advised, moving forward and resting a hand
on Private Dowley's shoulder.
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