Uncle William: The Man Who Was Shif'lessLee, Jennette
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Uncle William: The Man Who Was Shif'less
Lee, Jennette
Fiction
Andrew grunted. He glanced a little jealously at the _Andrew Halloran_.
“Got the money?” he asked.
“Well, not _got_ it, so to speak,” said Uncle William, “but I reckon I
shall have it when the time comes.”
Andrew’s face lightened a little. “What you countin’ on?” he said.
Uncle William considered. “There’s the fish. Gunnion hain’t settled with
me yet for my fish.”
Andrew nodded. “Seventy-five dollars.”
“And I’ve got quite a count of lobsters up to the boardin’-house--”
Andrew’s small eyes squinted knowingly. “Out o’ season?”
Uncle William returned the look benignly. “We didn’t date the
’count--just lumped ’em, so much a catch; saves trouble.”
Andrew chuckled. “I’ve saved trouble that way myself.” He made a rough
calculation. “It won’t make a hunderd, all told. How you goin’ to get
the rest?”
“Mebbe I shall borrow it,” said Uncle William. He looked serenely at the
sky. “Like enough _he’ll_ send a little suthin’,” he added.
“Like enough!” said Andrew.
“He mentioned it,” said Uncle William.
“He’s gone,” said Andrew. He gave a light _p-f-f_ with his lips and
screwed up his eyes, seeming to watch a bubble sail away.
Uncle William smiled. “You don’t have faith, Andy,” he said
reproachfully. “Folks do do things, a good many times--things that they
say they will. You o’t to have faith.”
Andrew snuffed. “When I pin my faith to a thing, Willum, I like to hev
suthin’ to stick the pin into,” he said scornfully.
They worked in silence. Seagulls dipped about them. Off shore the
sea-lions bobbed their thick, flabby black heads inquiringly in the
water and climbed clumsily over the kelp-covered rocks.
Andrew’s eyes rested impassively on their gambols. “Wuthless critters,”
he said.
Uncle William’s face softened as he watched them. “I kind o’ like to
see ’em, Andy--up and down and bobbin’ and sloppin’ and scramblin’; you
never know _where_ they’ll come up next.”
“Don’t need to,” grumbled Andy. “Can’t eat the blamed things--nor wear
’em. I tell you, Willum,”--he turned a gloomy eye on his companion,--“I
tell you, you set too much store by wuthless things.”
“Mebbe I do,” said William, humbly.
“This one, now--this painter fellow.” Andrew gave a wave of his hand
that condensed scorn. “What’d you get out o’ him, a-gabblin’ and sailin’
all summer?”
“I dunno, Andy, as I could jest put into words,” said William,
thoughtfully, “what I _did_ get out o’ him.”
“Ump! I guess you couldn’t--nor anybody else. When he sends you anything
for that boat o’ yourn, you jest let me know it, will you?”
“Why, yes, Andy, I’ll let you know if you want me to. I’ll be reel
pleased to let you know,” said Uncle William.
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