“With a man who is selling him the incarceration of an _unseizable_
debtor,” replied a handsome woman who now appeared in a charming morning
toilet.
“In that case, my dear Suzanne,” said Bixiou, “I am certain we may go
in.”
“Oh! what a beautiful creature!” said Gazonal.
“That is Madame Gaillard,” replied Leon de Lora, speaking low into his
cousin’s ear. “She is the most humble-minded woman in Paris, for she had
the public and has contented herself with a husband.”
“What is your will, messeigneurs?” said the facetious editor, seeing his
two friends and imitating Frederic Lemaitre.
Theodore Gaillard, formerly a wit, had ended by becoming a stupid man in
consequence of remaining constantly in one centre,--a moral phenomenon
frequently to be observed in Paris. His principal method of conversation
consisted in sowing his speeches with sayings taken from plays then in
vogue and pronounced in imitation of well-known actors.
“We have come to blague,” said Leon.
“‘Again, young men’” (Odry in the Saltimbauques).
“Well, this time, we’ve got him, sure,” said Gaillard’s other visitor,
apparently by way of conclusion.
“_Are_ you sure of it, pere Fromenteau?” asked Gaillard. “This it the
eleventh time you’ve caught him at night and missed him in the morning.”
“How could I help it? I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes
to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise. A safety lock I
call him.” Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a
saying in our business. Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.
The criminal police have another term. Vidoeq said to his man, ‘You are
served’; that’s funnier, for it means the guillotine.”
A nudge from Bixiou made Gazonal all eyes and ears.
“Does monsieur grease my paws?” asked Fromenteau of Gaillard, in a
threatening but cool tone.
“‘A question that of fifty centimes’” (Les Saltimbauques), replied the
editor, taking out five francs and offering them to Fromenteau.
“And the rapscallions?” said the man.
“What rapscallions?” asked Gaillard.
“Those I employ,” replied Fromenteau calmly.
“Is there a lower depth still?” asked Bixiou.
“Yes, monsieur,” said the spy. “Some people give us information without
knowing they do so, and without getting paid for it. I put fools and
ninnies below rapscallions.”
“They are often original, and witty, your rapscallions!” said Leon.
“Do you belong to the police?” asked Gazonal, eying with uneasy
curiosity the hard, impassible little man, who was dressed like the
third clerk in a sheriff’s office.
“Which police do you mean?” asked Fromenteau.
“There are several?”
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