The post-orderly! He is a tall and broad man with fat calves; comfortable looking, and as neat and tidy as a policeman. He is in a bad temper. There are new orders, and now he has to go every day as far as Battalion Headquarters. He abuses the order as if it had been directed exclusively against himself; and he continues to complain even while he calls up the corporals for the post and maintains his customary chat en passant with this man and that. And in spite of his spleen he does not keep to himself all the information with which he comes provided. While removing the string from the letter-packets he dispenses his verbal news, and announces first, that according to rumor, there is a very explicit ban on the wearing of hoods. "Hear that?" says Tirette to Tirloir. "Got to chuck your fine hood away!" "Not likely! I'm not on. That's nothing to do with me," replies the hooded one, whose pride no less than his comfort is at stake. "Order of the General Commanding the Army." "Then let the General give an order that it's not to rain any more. I want to know nothing about it." The majority of Orders, even when less peculiar than this one, are always received in this way--and then carried out. "There's a reported order as well," says the man of letters, "that beards have got to be trimmed and hair got to be clipped close." "Talk on, my lad," says Barque, on whose head the threatened order directly falls; "you didn't see me! You can draw the curtains!" "I'm telling you. Do it or don't do it--doesn't matter a damn to me." Besides what is real and written, there is bigger news, but still more dubious and imaginative--the division is going to be relieved, and sent either to rest--real rest, for six weeks--or to Morocco, or perhaps to Egypt. Divers exclamations. They listen, and let themselves be tempted by the fascination of the new, the wonderful. But some one questions the post-orderly: "Who told you that?" "The adjutant commanding the Territorial detachment that fatigues for the H.Q. of the A.C." "For the what?" "For Headquarters of the Army Corps, and he's not the only one that says it. There's--you know him--I've forgotten his name--he's like Galle, but he isn't Galle--there's some one in his family who is Some One. Anyway, he knows all about it." "Then what?" With hungry eyes they form a circle around the story-teller. "Egypt, you say, we shall go to? Don't know it. I know there were Pharaohs there at the time when I was a kid and went to school, but since--" "To Egypt!" The idea finds unconscious anchorage in their minds. "Ah, non," says Blaire, "for I get sea-sick. Still, it doesn't last, sea-sickness. Oui, but what would my good lady say?" "What about it? She'll get used to it. You see niggers, and streets full of big birds, like we see sparrows here." "But haven't we to go to Alsace?" "Yes," says the post-orderly, "there are some who think so at the Pay-office." "That'd do me well enough."