India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction; Short stories, English
‘Conceit is what the poor fellow wants,’ she said in confidence to Mrs.
Mallowe. ‘I believe they must use Civilians to plough the fields with in
Lower Bengal. You see I have to begin from the very beginning haven’t I?
But you’ll admit, won’t you, dear, that he is immensely improved since
I took him in hand. Only give me a little more time and he won’t know
himself.’
Indeed, Yeere was rapidly beginning to forget what he had been. One of
his own rank and file put the matter brutally when he asked Yeere, in
reference to nothing, ‘And who has been making you a Member of Council,
lately? You carry the side of half-a-dozen of ‘em.’
‘I I’m awf’ly sorry. I didn’t mean it, you know,’ said Yeere
apologetically.
‘There’ll be no holding you,’ continued the old stager grimly. ‘Climb
down, Otis climb down, and get all that beastly affectation knocked out
of you with fever! Three thousand a month wouldn’t support it.’
Yeere repeated the incident to Mrs. Hauksbee. He had come to look upon
her as his Mother Confessor.
‘And you apologised!’ she said. ‘Oh, shame! I hate a man who apologises.
Never apologise for what your friend called “side.” Never! It’s a man’s
business to be insolent and overbearing until he meets with a stronger.
Now, you bad boy, listen to me.’
Simply and straightforwardly, as the ‘rickshaw loitered round Jakko,
Mrs. Hauksbee preached to Otis Yeere the Great Gospel of Conceit,
illustrating it with living pictures encountered during their Sunday
afternoon stroll.
‘Good gracious!’ she ended with the personal argument, ‘you’ll apologise
next for being my attache--’
‘Never!’ said Otis Yeere. ‘That’s another thing altogether. I shall
always be.’
‘What’s coming?’ thought Mrs. Hauksbee.
‘Proud of that,’ said Otis.
‘Safe for the present,’ she said to herself.
‘But I’m afraid I have grown conceited. Like Jeshurun, you know. When
he waxed fat, then he kicked. It’s the having no worry on one’s mind and
the Hill air, I suppose.’
‘Hill air, indeed!’ said Mrs. Hauksbee to herself. ‘He’d have been
hiding in the Club till the last day of his leave, if I hadn’t
discovered him.’ And aloud,
‘Why shouldn’t you be? You have every right to.’
‘I! Why?’
‘Oh, hundreds of things. I’m not going to waste this lovely afternoon
by explaining; but I know you have. What was that heap of manuscript you
showed me about the grammar of the aboriginal what’s their names?’
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