‘I fish,’ said Bobby with a wry face. ‘I hire a country-boat and go down the river from Thursday to Sunday, and the amiable Dormer goes with me if you can spare us both.’ ‘You blazing young fool!’ said Revere, but his heart was full of much more pleasant words. Bobby, the Captain of a dhoni, with Private Dormer for mate, dropped down the river on Thursday morning the Private at the bow, the Subaltern at the helm. The Private glared uneasily at the Subaltern, who respected the reserve of the Private. After six hours, Dormer paced to the stern, saluted, and said ‘Beg y’ pardon, sir, but was you ever on the Durh’m Canal?’ ‘No,’ said Bobby Wick. ‘Come and have some tiffin.’ They ate in silence. As the evening fell, Private Dormer broke forth, speaking to himself, ‘Hi was on the Durh’m Canal, jes’ such a night, come next week twelve month, a-trailin’ of my toes in the water.’ He smoked and said no more till bedtime. The witchery of the dawn turned the gray river-reaches to purple, gold, and opal; and it was as though the lumbering dhoni crept across the splendours of a new heaven. Private Dormer popped his head out of his blanket and gazed at the glory below and around. ‘Well damn my eyes!’ said Private Dormer in an awed whisper. ‘This ‘ere is like a bloomin’ gallantry-show!’ For the rest of the day he was dumb, but achieved an ensanguined filthiness through the cleaning of big fish. The boat returned on Saturday evening. Dormer had been struggling with speech since noon. As the lines and luggage were being disembarked, he found tongue. ‘Beg y’ pardon, sir,’ he said, ‘but would you would you min’ shakin’ ‘ands with me, sir?’ ‘Of course not,’ said Bobby, and he shook accordingly. Dormer returned to barracks and Bobby to mess. ‘He wanted a little quiet and some fishing, I think,’ said Bobby. ‘My aunt, but he’s a filthy sort of animal! Have you ever seen him clean them muchly-fish with ‘is thumbs”?’ ‘Anyhow,’ said Revere three weeks later, ‘he’s doing his best to keep his things clean.’ When the spring died, Bobby joined in the general scramble for Hill leave, and to his surprise and delight secured three months. ‘As good a boy as I want,’ said Revere the admiring skipper. ‘The best of the batch,’ said the Adjutant to the Colonel. ‘Keep back that young skrim-shanker Porkiss, sir, and let Revere make him sit up.’ So Bobby departed joyously to Simla Pahar with a tin box of gorgeous raiment. ‘Son of Wick old Wick of Chota-Buldana? Ask him to dinner, dear,’ said the aged men. ‘What a nice boy!’ said the matrons and the maids. ‘First-class place, Simla. Oh, ripping!’ said Bobby Wick, and ordered new white cord breeches on the strength of it.