Science fiction; Short stories; Space flight -- Fiction
“Like I said, I’ve never been told anything. They tested me for a lot
of things, then gave me my orders and told me to come along. And if
you’re wondering, I flunked the ESP tests, so there’s nothing there.
You want to consider me dead weight? O.K., your privilege. Leave me
alone if you want to, I’ll do the same. Be friendly, I’ll be friendly.
Ask me to help. I’ll do my best.”
Then he got up and went back to his bunk.
During the next six weeks, Arnold spent most of the time in his bunk,
scanning tapes from the ship’s micro-library on an overhead viewer. At
meal times he was polite, offering no further information about
himself, yet entering into any conversation that centered around such
trivia as terrestrial sports, taxes, money, liquor, food, government
agencies. By mutual, if silent, agreement, neither women nor work were
discussed.
Working in the ship’s control room, sometimes together, sometimes
spelling each other, Banner and Harcraft speculated bitterly and
endlessly about their passenger. Theories to explain his presence—most
of them propounded by Harcraft—were created, torn apart, modified,
exploded, in giant sequences of effort which left both men finally
exhausted and tired of the whole business.
On the second day of the seventh week out, their ennui vanished. A ship
was picked up by the spec-spanner, and at their delight at the break in
routine, they summoned Arnold up to the cabin.
“Take a good look,” said Banner, “it’s an Ankorbadian ship. Probably
the first and last you’ll ever see.” Arnold watched as Banner’s finger
tracked a slowly moving point of light across a recessed ceiling
screen.
“Yes, sir,” said Harcraft, “you are looking at the representatives of
mankind’s only sibling. The noble Ankorbades.” Then he recited in a
singsong voice:
“A simple race the Ankorbades
They wear no clothes and live in caves
But out in space they do in minutes
What our ships do at speeds infinite.”
“Cultural paranoia,” added Harcraft.
“Huh?”
“I mean just what I said. You and a million others recite that ditty,
or variations of it every day of the week. It all adds up to the fact
that the world is full of small-egged animals who for ten years have
done nothing but just scream that we’re about to be attacked by the
savage Ankorbades.”
“_Tch, tch_,” said Banner, “treason, my lieutenant, treason. Of you I
had expected at least a show of chauvinism.”
“Stop _tch-tch_ing me,” Harcraft said irritably. “You’ve known how I
felt about this mess for a long time.”
“Yes, indeed,” said Banner, yawning, “ever since you took that
micro-course in culturology you have insights into the situation denied
to the rest of the race.”
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