"He's putty strong," John replied, "but there air some things he can't
pull. He couldn't pull the truth out of you, for instance."
"Oh, you air gettin' mighty high up sense you been 'sociatin' with that
ole nigger an' that big red-headed feller. I've hearn all erbout you."
"I expect you have hearn more about us than anybody cares to hear about
you."
"Keep on that er way," Bob replied, "an' you'll be sharp ernuff ter
drive in the ground airter while."
"Juckels, go on erway now and leave me alone. I don't like you, and I
don't want to have anything to do with you."
"How do you know whuther you like me ur not, when you don't know much
erbout me?"
"I know enough about you. I've seen you a number of times. Alf knows
you, too."
"Alf's er ole fool."
"Go on away, now."
"Say," said Juckels, "what made you go over thar ter the wider's?"
"None of your business."
"Fine-lookin' gal they've got over thar, ain't she? Ken make er putty
fair article uv pie, too, I tell you. Say, I bet I ken outrassle you
fur that coat you've got on."
"I told you to go away."
"Wall, then, I ken outbox you fur that ar hat."
John had mended the girth and was trimming a switch that he had cut
from a hickory sapling.
"Did you hear whut I said?" Juckels remarked.
John, without replying, was preparing to mount his horse, when Juckels
took hold of his arm. John wheeled about, and with the switch gave
the intruder so sharp a cut across the face that he roared with pain.
"Never mind," he yelled as John rode away, "this ain't the last day in
the world. You'll hear frum me one uv these days in a way that'll make
you squeal."
John, upon arriving home, found his uncle and aunt. Old Jeff was
wheezy with a cold which he had caught some time before, while tying
fodder at night in the dew. He and his wife had met Alf, who was on
his way to take them a piece of bear meat, had faced him about and
compelled him to go back with them, declaring that they could take the
meat home themselves.
"I never was mo' s'prized in my life than when I found you folks had
suthin' ter eat over here," said Mrs. Lucas. "My consceounce alive, I
wush I may never stir agin, ef I didn't 'spect ter find you all starved
ter death."
Potter looked up with a broad smile, and attempted to make some sort of
a pleasant reply, but had no sooner said "madam" than the old woman,
using an illustration afterward employed by Alf, "fairly fluttered."
"Oh don't call me er madam," she exclaimed. "Gracious knows I didn't
come all the way over here ter be madamed. When a man calls a woman
madam, he thinks he's done the biggest sorter day's work. Now thar's
Jeff grinnin' jest like er 'possum. Do b'le've in my soul he would
grin ef the woods was afire."
"I mout ef I had ter go through 'em" old Jeff replied.
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