"Glad to hear it. When we separated that day with a carefully divided quart, I didn't think your lines would so soon fall in such appreciative places." "Neither did I. It is all due, though, Shorty, to my sobriety. I tell you there is no hope for the drunkard. I'll never drink any more." "Glad. Expect to quit pretty soon myself. What sort of wedding-toggery have you got?" "Finest you ever saw." "Would like to see 'em. Where's your room?" "Just across the street." "Suppose we go over." "All right. You ought to see my girl." They went to Howell's room. "By George!" exclaimed Shorty. "You will be fixed up in style, won't you?" "I should say so. Well, it's time, for I have been a fool long enough." "Say, put 'em on. I want to see how you will look as a bridegroom." "I don't want to rumple 'em." "Go ahead and put 'em on. You know that in my present plight I can't go to see you step off." "To please you, Shorty, I'll put 'em on, but you are the only person that could cause me to yield in this matter." He put on the clothes. "By George, Oscar, you look like a French dancing master. Well, I'm going to take a little nip." He took a bottle out of his pocket and shook it. "Here's some old stuff a fellow gave me at Hopkinsville. Fifteen years old. Remember the time we struck that old negro for a pint of peach brandy? Well, here's to you. Ah, hah, hah. Would you try a little?" "No." "Won't hurt you. Wouldn't hurt a flea. I tell you that when a fellow feels bilious a little licker is a mighty good thing for him. Ever get bilious?" "Yes, bilious now. Haven't had any appetite for a week." "I was 'way off the other day, but this stuff (again shaking the bottle), has set me all right." "You don't mean to say that you have had that licker for several days?" "Yes. Tell you what's a fact, a man doesn't want but little of this stuff, and the beauty of it is, it keeps him from drinking bad licker." "Let me smell of it." Howell held the bottle to his nose. Then, with a sudden impulse, his lips closed over the neck. "Ah, that is good. What sort of a time have you had since I saw you last?" "Tough, I tell you. Take another pull and hand it over here. Recollect that song old Patsy Bolivar used to sing--'When this old coat was new?'" "Yes," Howell replied, "I was thinking about it the other night. Let me taste your ware, as Simple Simon remarked. Getting pretty low, too." "Yes, too low." "That isn't bad. Say, can you sing Patsy's song?" "Might if I had licker enough." "Let's slip down the back stairs into that saloon." "All right, but ain't you going to take off your wedding clothes?" "No; we won't be down there but a few minutes." * * * * * The next day a battered bridegroom and a ragged tramp awoke in a cattle car, seventy-five miles from Franklin. "Say, Oscar!" "Well." "Give me your vest. You ain't got no use for so much toggery." "All right, here she is." "Where shall we strike for?"