When, however, a great truth has once been discovered, it is always easy
to find many paths of proof converging toward it. When Kepler, for
instance, by some strange guess or inspiration, hit upon the colossal
fact that the planets move in elliptical orbits, it was comparatively an
easy thing,--or should have been, to make this scientific parallel
correct,--to come at half a dozen proofs of it in the simple properties
of the conic sections. Thus, too, fortunately for us, the respectability
of our family can be proved in many ways, and even, like Kepler’s Laws,
by mathematics itself. Nay, our proofs can be, and indeed are,
established by common arithmetical notation and numeration; because the
members of our family are generally rich.
This is manifestly an unusual advantage for an autobiographer, since, as
is well known, he almost invariably comes of “poor but honest parents.”
And there is no little pride mixed with the candor with which I boast,
that I am to this day, pecuniarily, the poorest of my race.
The devious course of my wanderings, as a youthful negro-minstrel and as
the European tourist of one hundred and eighty-one paper dollars, left
me in the early part of my life no time or inclination to look into such
commonplaces as the matters of my inheritance. It was but a week ago
that I rode over the broad Ohio prairie where I was born, and passed by
the pleasant farms which, with the broad prairie, were the patrimony
left to me,--or, I should say, to the kind gentlemen who administered
them for me. That property has never been any care to me. It was so
thoroughly administered during my minority that I have never since had
the trouble even of collecting rents.
Now there may be people, of a recklessly imaginative type, who suppose
it would excite a pleasurable thrill to ride thus over a great prairie
which bears one’s own name, but no more tangible emolument for the
quondam heir; and there may be people of so aspiring mental
constitutions as to think it a grateful, rollicking piece of vanity to
pass unrecognized through a town which was once sold by one’s own
administrator for fifty-two dollars: but I am free to confess that I
have endured these honors within the past week, and have carried nothing
away with me, in the matter of gratification or sentiment, but a dash of
the sadness which has settled about the wreck and ruin of the old
homestead.
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