I think he became my convert, for he came to me, several hours
afterward, with a long face, and gave me to understand that the railroad
officials were in the habit of building no dreams of æsthetics that were
not founded on a groundplan of dollars and cents.
At this I became--I do not know which to say--desperately vindictive or
vindictively desperate. Anyway, the unfeeling conduct of those
corporations induced, then and there, a state of mind which led me into
an adventure the least calculated, probably, of any in this history to
establish my claims as a moral hero. The next morning I brought my trunk
down to the depot and had it checked through to New York. The rules seem
not to have been so strictly observed then as they are now. The
baggage-master in this instance, at least, taking for granted that I
had already secured my ticket, did not ask me to show it; and I was at
liberty to stroll about the station all day, listlessly.
Just before dusk a cattle-train arrived from the West and brought with
it a lucky thought. I scanned the faces of the drovers till I found one
that looked benevolent, and the owner of it I engaged in conversation.
He was going on East with his cattle the next morning, and I made a
plain statement of my case to him. When I had done, he patted me on the
back in such a cordial and stalwart manner, that--as soon as I could get
my breath--I took it all as a good augury. And so it was.
I wish I could reproduce more of the dialogue which took place between
this honest Westerner and myself, at that first interview. Some of it,
at least, I never shall forget, it impressed me as so extraordinary at
the time. I can, however, convey no idea of the contrast between his
mild kindly face and his harsh bovine voice. It may help you to a kind
of silhouette view of the situation, if you will take the pains to
imagine the frequent excursions of my puzzled attention from his face to
his voice, during the scene which immediately followed.
He had given me to understand that he had eight car-loads of live stock,
and that he was entitled to a drover’s pass for every four car-loads.
Then he suddenly paused, thrust both hands into the pockets of his
long-skirted coat, and, feeling about in those spacious alcoves for a
silent moment as if in search of something, he asked, in an abrupt bass
which seemed to issue from the depths of the coat-tails themselves,--
“How air you--on cattle?”
That was before the days of Mr. Bergh and his excellent society; but,
having consulted the speaker’s benevolent face and not his voice, as the
last authority on the meaning of his question, I answered that I was
very kind to cattle as a general thing.
That, he assured me, was not exactly what he meant; he wanted to know
whether I had ever done any “droving.” On my intimating that, although I
had not had much experience, I was perfectly willing to be of service,
“Never mind, never mind,” he said; “but can you play cards?”
“No,” was my ingenuous reply.
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