'You're such a complicated little thing. I shall have to take you
seriously in hand and teach you to be natural. I can't have you having
all sorts of finicking ideas about not doing this and not doing the
other before servants. Servants don't matter. I never consider them.'
'I wish you had considered the poor parlourmaid,' said Lucy, seeing that
he was in an unoffended frame of mind. 'Why did you give her such a
dreadful scolding?'
'Why? Because she made you jump so. You couldn't have jumped more if you
had thought it was a ghost. I won't have your flesh being made to
creep.'
'But it crept much worse when I heard the things you said to her.'
'Nonsense. These people have to be kept in order. What did the woman
mean by coming in like that?'
'Why, you told her to bring us coffee.'
'But I didn't tell her to make an infernal noise by dropping spoons all
over the place.'
'That was because she got just as great a fright when she saw us as I
did when I heard her.'
'I don't care what she got. Her business is not to drop things. That's
what I pay her for. But look here--don't you go thinking such a lot of
tangled-up things and arguing. Do, for goodness sake, try and be
simple.'
'I feel _very_ simple,' said Lucy, smiling and putting out her hand to
him, for his face was clouding. 'Do you know, Everard, I believe what's
the matter with me is that I'm _too_ simple.'
Wemyss roared, and forgot how near he was getting to being hurt. 'You
simple! You're the most complicated----'
'No I'm not. I've got the untutored mind and uncontrolled emotions of a
savage. That's really why I jumped.'
'Lord,' laughed Wemyss, 'listen to her how she talks. Anybody might
think she was clever, saying such big long words, if they didn't know
she was just her Everard's own little wife. Come here, my little
savage--come and sit on your husband's knee and tell him all about it.'
He held out his arms, and Lucy got up and went into them and he rocked
her and said, 'There, there--was it a little untutored savage then----'
But she didn't tell him all about it, first because by now she knew that
to tell him all about anything was asking for trouble, and second
because he didn't really want to know. Everard, she was beginning to
realise with much surprise, preferred not to know. He was not merely
incurious as to other people's ideas and opinions, he definitely
preferred to be unconscious of them.
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