"She was white, and nothin' monst'ous, jest about the size of an
ordinary cow"--Captain Pharo drew an inaudible sigh of relief--"it was
the intellex of her and the sacredness; wal, the go-to-meet'n-ness of
her, as ye might say, that was so monst'ous an' so strange that I
trem'le to call it up ag'in; but I've promised, an' I will."
Belle O'Neill, pale in the darkness, stifled another gasp.
"She wa'n't nothin' byordinar' as a calf; run an' gambil around with
the other calves, bunt everythin', an' shake her heels out with the
sinfullest. It was when she got to be a cow, and a old cow, that these
here ructions o' sacredness, as ye might say, begun to develop
themselves in her.
"First I knew, she wouldn't eat nothin': we warmed her mess an' we
salted it; no, nothin' 'u'd do. We tried all manner o' gimcracks an'
fussin' with her. Finally says Jim--my man--say she: 'Perhaps she's
the Sacred Cow,' says he, laffin', an' went in an' got a hymn-book an'
sot it up afore her, and"--Belle O'Neill shivered--"what does the old
cow do but pitch in and eat her mess regalar! Minit we took that
hymn-book away or shet it up, she'd stop eatin'."
Captain Pharo and Uncle Coffin nudged each other in voiceless agony. I
felt, but could not see, the calm irradiance of Captain Leezur's look.
"Then another singalar thing begun to be noticed. All them 't drunk
the milk from her was took an' possessed to jine the church! I use'
ter send out peddlin' carts o' milk--for my ranch was the biggest in
that section--it use' ter be all mixed together in course, an' the
smallest elemunt o' that old cow's milk in it made it jest the same as
ef 'twas all hern. Sometimes I thought ser'ously whether I hadn't
ought to take her and go around an' start seasons o' special interest
with her all over the kentry; and then thinks I--no, I'll stay here and
I'll let 'em build new churches. So they kep' a-goin' up--three new
Baptis', four new Methodis', in a month's time."
Captain Leezur was softly but strenuously sucking a nervine lozenge. I
heard Captain Pharo crunching one down stormily, at the same time one
was pressed into my hand. "They come high," whispered the beloved
voice; "cent apiece, dollar a hunderd, but----"
"But the strangest and singalarest of it all, I didn't find out till
'long toward the last. I was a-milkin' on her one day, an' I spilled
the milk accidental, an' I said a word that I hadn't ort'er said. When
she heered that she up an' kicked me, an' I give her tail a yank, an'
she began to sing----"
Belle O'Neill clutched me by the neck.
"I don' say that she sung as Vesty doos. I don' say that she
pernounced the words jest regalar; but as fur as tune goes, she hit the
tune right squar' in the bull's eye every time. She sung:
"'From Greenlan's icy mountings,
From Injy's coral stran',
Whar Aferk's sunny fountings
Roll down their goldin' san';'"
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