And when she got as fur as that"--Pershall showed evidences of lively
distress--"she keeled right over an' died."
"You've heered o' the tewn 't the old cow died on? Wal, that 's whar
it all started, Jane; right thar. That was the very cow and the very
event. It was _my_ old cow that died."
"Give me sea-room here, by clam!" muttered Captain Pharo, shooting his
arms about.
"Ef I b'lieved in gho's, I sh'd say 't your but'ry was harnted, Jane,"
came from the kitchen the solemn and shifty voice of the
Man-Who-had-Been-in-California: "le's step around by the outside way to
the door whar the folks is. Jest look at the stars, Jane," he
continued, when they were safe out. "See anythin' o' my old cow up in
the Milky Way? Down in the southern latitude, whar I was, the Milky
Way use' ter be so plain some nights 't ye could see----"
We lost it in the distance, as we returned, by the honorable and
legitimate highway now offered us, to the guest-room. "I never keered
so much about money in the bank," said Uncle Coffin, giving me a nudge;
"all 't I ever as't for was luck!"
But I yearned in secret to know the developments of the Milky Way;
especially as the length of time absorbed by Pershal and Miss Pray in
walking between the two doors advised me with an only too tragic hint
of the marvel and interest I had lost.
I could not wonder that Vesty was now loftier toward me than ever.
Uncle Coffin, Captain Pharo, Captain Leezur and I kept close together
as a sort of brazen and disgraceful community. Uncle Coffin, having to
retrace his steps to Artichoke, was the first to leave the party.
"I can't tell ye, Miss Pray," said he, "how much I've enjiyed the
evenin'--no, honest, I can't tell ye!"--he winked at Captain Pharo, who
choked and had to resort to song--"but I und'stand thar 's a happy
event comin', an' I wish ye jiy; ye know I do!"
As he disappeared down the road he indulged in a continued, loud, and
exact imitation of Admiral 'S I Sums-it-up (who was also a justice of
the peace, and who married people):
"G'long, ye old fool! Git up, ye old skate!"
At which we all, including Pershal and Miss Pray, laughed inordinately,
gazing out into the sweet Basin night; and indeed I was even ready to
avow with my life that it was a joke of the extremest savor. Even had
all Uncle Coffin's sins been known, he would have been forgiven.
Captain Leezur put on Vesty's shawl for her:
"Sence I'm the han'somest man in the room," he gurgled.
"So you are!" The tender, girlish light of her great eyes was on him;
no kind look for me.
"Vesty!" Captain Leezur whispered, but a whisper that could not be dark
and secret to save itself; I heard: "why don't ye speak to major? Ye
ain't spoke tew words tew him the hull endurin' evenin'."
She darted a dark flash at him too.
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