"Yes, you've selected all of us for that, dear," agreed Mrs. Reeves,
"but this Somers gentleman may be amiable, too."
Mrs. Reeves was a solid, sensible sort of person, who acted as ballast
for the volatile Vicky, and sometimes reprimanded her in a mild way.
"I love the child," she had said to me once, "and she is a little
brick. But once in a while I have to tell her a few things for the
good of the community. She takes it all like an angel."
"Well, I don't care," Vicky went on, "Norman Steele has no right to
bring anybody here whom he hasn't asked me about. If I don't like him,
I shall ask some of you nice, amiable men to get me a long plank, and
we'll put it out of a window, and make him walk it. Shall we?"
We all agreed to do this, or to tar and feather and ride on a rail any
gentleman who might in any way be so unfortunate as to fall one iota
short of Vicky Van's requirements.
"And now," said Vicky, "if you'll all please go downstairs, except
Mrs. Reeves and Mr. Garrison and my own sweet self, I'll be orfly
obliged to you."
The sweeping gesture with which she sought to dismiss us was a wave of
her white arms and a smile of her red lips, and I, for one, found it
impossible to obey. I started with the rest, and then after the gay
crowd were part way down stairs I turned back.
"Please, mayn't I join your little class, if I'll be very good?" I
begged. "I don't want Bert Garrison to be left alone at the mercy of
two such sirens."
Miss Van Allen hesitated. Her pink-tipped forefinger rested a moment
on her curved lip. "Yes," she said, nodding her head. "Yes, stay, Mr.
Calhoun. You may be a help. Are you any good at getting theatre boxes
after they're all sold?"
"That's my profession," I returned. "I learned it from a
correspondence school. Where's the theatre? Lead me to it!"
"It's the Metropolis Theatre," she replied. "And I want to have a
party there to-morrow night, and I want two boxes, and this awful,
dreadful, bad Mr. Garrison says they're all sold, and I can't get any!
What can you do about it?"
"Oh, I'll fix it. I'll go to the people who bought the boxes you want,
and--I don't know what I'll say to them, exactly--but I'll fix up such
a yarn that they'll beg me to take the boxes off their hands."
"Oh, will you, really?" and the dazzling smile she gave me would have
repaid a much greater Herculean task than I had undertaken. And, of
course, I hadn't meant it, but when she thought I did, I couldn't go
back on my word.
"I'll do my best, Miss Van Allen," I said, seriously, "and if I can't
possibly turn the trick, I'll--well, I'll buy the Metropolitan Opera
House, and put on a show of my own."
"No," she laughed, "you needn't do that. But if you try and fail--why,
we'll just have a little party here, a sort of consolation party,
and--oh, let's have some private theatricals. Wouldn't that be fun!"
"More fun than the original program?" I asked quickly, hoping to be
let off my promise.
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