“Lor’, no!” she hastened to assure him. “But ’f you don’t like dogs an’
’coons an’ things, you’d better not.”
“Oh, I don’t mind ’coons and--and things,” said Roden, somewhat vaguely.
“I’ll come, thank you.”
They went down a long hall, descended a little stair-way whereon the
moonlight fell bluely through a square window high above, down more
steps, along another passage with sharp turns, and in at an already open
door. An old negress, vividly turbaned, was heaping wood upon an already
immense fire.
“Lor’, mammy!” called Miss Herrick, “for mercy’s sakes stop! ’F you put
any more wood on that fire you’ll have to get up on th’ roof an’ shove ’t
down th’ chimney.” The “’coons and things” were already crowding about
them.
Roden recognized several of his canine friends of the morning, and
there were, moreover, two splendid old hounds, which at sight of their
evidently beloved “Faginia” set up a most booming yowl of welcome.
There were also the ’coon; a curious flat-stomached little beast, that
flew about after a startling fashion from chair to chair, and which Miss
Herrick introduced as a “chipmunk;” a corn-crake; a young screech-owl;
and three large Persian cats.
All these pets, he discovered later, had been presented from time to time
by the “last Englishman,” or “the Englishman before the last,” or “the
Englishman before the one with the glass eye,” or the fat wife, or the
ugly sister, or what not.
“If I can only add a gorilla or a condor to this unique collection,”
reflected Roden, “my position is assured. I will probably be forever the
‘last Englishman,’ and I will always be mentioned as ‘the Englishman who
gave me the gorilla.’”
He then sat down in a corner as far removed as was consistent with
politeness from the other inhabitants of the apartment, and occupied
himself with watching “Faginia,” her “mammy,” and the “things.”
“Aunt Tishy,” said Miss Herrick, indicating him with a movement of her
bright head, as he sat withdrawn into his coign of vantage, like a
hermit-crab within its shell, “that’s the new Englishman, Mr. Roden.”
“How yo’ do, sur? Hope yo’ coporosity segastuate fus rate, sur,” quoth
the dusky dame, with an elephantine dab, supposed in the innocence of her
Virginian heart to correspond to the courtesy of civilization.
“My what?” said Roden.
“She means she hopes you are well,” explained Virginia, about whose neck
the raccoon was coiling himself with serpentine affection.
“Oh yes, thanks, very well. Are you?” said Roden.
“Gord! yes, sur; Tishy she _al’uz_ well--ain’ she, honey?” This last
appeal to Virginia.
“Oh yes,” said that young woman “’cep’ when you get th’ misery, or th’
year-ache in th’ middle o’ th’ coldest nights, an’ have me huntin’ all
over creation for somethin’ to put in your year. Oh yes!”
“G’way, chile!” exclaimed the thus maligned personage, with an air of
indignant sufferance. “If I didn’ know yer wuz jess projeckin’, I sutny
would feel bade.”
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