[_Fires. The procession of rabbits goes on undisturbed._ SECOND 'ARRY (_jocosely_). Never mind. You _peppered_ 'im. I sor the feathers floy! THIRD 'ARRY. You'd ha' copped 'im if yer'd bin a bit quicker. JIM (_annoyed_). They keep on movin' so, they don't give a bloke no chornce! SECOND 'ARRY. 'Ave a go at that old owl. [_Alluding to a tin representation of that fowl which remains stationary among the painted rushes._ THIRD 'ARRY. No--see if you can't git that stuffed bear. He's on'y a yard or two away! AN IMPATIENT 'ARRY (_at doorway_). 'Ere, _come on_! Ain't you shot enough? Shake a leg, can't yer, Jim? SECOND 'ARRY. He's got to kill one o' them rabbits fust. Or pot a tin lion, Jim? _You_ ain't afraid? JIM. No; I'm goin' to git that owl. He's _quiet_ any way. [_Fires. The owl falls prostrate._ SECOND 'ARRY. Got 'im! Owl's _orf_! Jim, old man, you must stand drinks round after this! [_Exeunt_ 'ARRIES, _to celebrate their victory in a befitting fashion, as Scene closes in_. At the French Exhibition. CHORUS OF ARAB STALL-KEEPERS. Come an look! Alaha-ba-li-boo! Eet is verri cold to-day! I-ah-rish Brandi! 'Ere _Miss_! you com' 'ere! No pay for lookin'. Alf a price! Verri pritti, verri nah-ice, verri cheap verri moch! [_And so on._] CHORUS OF BRITISH SALESWOMEN. _Will_ you allow me to show you this little novelty, Sir? _'Ave_ you seen the noo perfume sprinkler? Do come and try this noo puzzle--no 'arm in _lookin'_, Sir. Very nice little novelties 'ere, Sir! 'Eard the noo French Worltz, Sir? every article is very much reduced, &c., &c. AT THE FOLIES-BERGÈRE. SCENE--_A hall in the grounds. Several turnstiles leading to curtained entrances._ SHOWMAN (_shouting_). Amphitrite, the Marvellous Floatin' Goddess Just about to commence! This way for the Mystic Gallery--three illusions for threepence! Atalanta, the Silver Queen of the Moon; the Oriental Beauty in the Table of the Sphinx, and the Wonderful Galatea, or Pygmalion's Dream. Only threepence! This way for the Mystic Marvel o' She! Now commencing! A FEMALE SIGHTSEER (_with the air of a person making an original suggestion_) Shall we go in, just to see what it's like? MALE DITTO. May as well, now we _are_ 'ere. (_To preserve himself from any suspicion of credulity_). Sure to be a take-in o' some sort. [Illustration: "COME AN LOOK! ALAHA-BA-LI-BOO!"] [_They enter a dim apartment, in which two or three people are leaning over a barrier in front of a small Stage; the Curtain is lowered, and a Pianist is industriously pounding away at a Waltz._ THE F. S. (_with an uncomfortable giggle_). Not much to see _so_ far, is there? HER COMPANION. Well, they ain't begun yet. [_The Waltz ends, and the Curtain rises, disclosing a_ CAVERN SCENE. AMPHITRE, _in blue tights, rises through the floor_.